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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Paul Green (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Jaysimpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Green comes to the cage accompanied by Boom Boom. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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185 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
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203 lbs
10 - 12 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Paul Green!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Homer Jaysimpson!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Elvis Blanc and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jaysimpson ducks under a wild hook from Green.
Jaysimpson changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Jaysimpson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Green.
Jaysimpson rushes Green and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Jaysimpson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Green gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Jaysimpson has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Green is trying to keep an underhook but Jaysimpson manages to get the takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Green wants to control but Jaysimpson is keeping busy.
Jaysimpson is pressing down on Green's thigh, looking to free his foot. Green is holding on for now.
Jaysimpson prevents Green from improving his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Green is trying to control but can't.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jaysimpson lands strikes from half guard.
Jaysimpson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Jaysimpson connects with a nice short shot to Green's temple.
Jaysimpson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Green keeps working.
Green keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Jaysimpson wants to control but Green is keeping him busy.
Jaysimpson is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Green is desperately trying to improve his position but Jaysimpson has a good base and remains in mount.
Jaysimpson working the ground and pound effectively.
Green is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jaysimpson loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Green scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Jaysimpson land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Jaysimpson stands and salutes the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Homer Jaysimpson!
Homer Jaysimpson decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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