PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Vanilla Ice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hannibal Lecter Vlll (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vanilla Ice could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hannibal Lecter Vlll's chin.

Ice
vs
Lecter Vlll

191 cm
25
170 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

175 cm
32
170 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vanilla Ice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hannibal Lecter Vlll!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Robert Douchet and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lecter Vlll connects with a nice looking jab.
Ice throws a solid leg kick but Lecter Vlll takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ice.
Ice throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ice tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lecter Vlll was well out of range. Poor timing from Ice.
Lecter Vlll avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ice throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lecter Vlll.
Lecter Vlll does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

Ice moves into the clinch.
Ice has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lecter Vlll.
Lecter Vlll lands with a short shot to the head.
Lecter Vlll working aggressively here.
Lecter Vlll lands a body punch in the clinch.
Ice blocks an uppercut.
Lecter Vlll stalling the fight.
A short uppercut from Lecter Vlll.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lecter Vlll is leaning against Ice and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Lecter Vlll misses with a short punch on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Ice's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Ice manages to break the clinch.
Ice on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ice avoids the head kick by Lecter Vlll.

Ice tries to keep at a distance but Lecter Vlll has taken the fight into the clinch.
Lecter Vlll prevents Ice from breaking the clinch.
Lecter Vlll stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Ice lands a body punch.
Ice has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lecter Vlll misses with the head strike.
Ice wants to break free but Lecter Vlll has control.
Ice blocks an uppercut.
Ice wants to break free but Lecter Vlll has control.
Ice wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ice really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lecter Vlll lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lecter Vlll softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Ice breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ice jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Lecter Vlll takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ice misses the body punch
and Ice takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ice turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Lecter Vlll throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lecter Vlll throws a sloppy head kick and Ice moves out of range easily.
Ice throws out a loose jab but Lecter Vlll uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ice lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Ice throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lecter Vlll looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Ice - that will leave a mark!
Lecter Vlll moves out of range of the leg kick from Ice.
Ice throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lecter Vlll stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ice walks into a jab.

Ice is rocked!
Lecter Vlll fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Ice has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lecter Vlll drops Ice with a naaaaasty hook - Ice is in real trouble here! Lecter Vlll dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hannibal Lecter Vlll!
Hannibal Lecter Vlll decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.