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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Hardon Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tiddlywinks is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Seinfeld Intro. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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275 lbs
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265 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Big Hardon Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick but Hardon Jr moves out of range.
Hardon Jr swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A punch combination from Hardon Jr misses.
Hardon Jr avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Hardon Jr is looking to counter punch.
Hardon Jr takes one to the side of the head.
Tiddlywinks throws out a loose jab but Hardon Jr uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hardon Jr lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Hardon Jr throws a nice looking combination but Tiddlywinks bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Tiddlywinks looks for the body kick but Hardon Jr saw that one coming.
Hardon Jr swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hardon Jr shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Tiddlywinks sprawls well. Tiddlywinks wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hardon Jr gets slowly back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hardon Jr has his takedown stuffed
and Tiddlywinks counters with a stiff right hand.
Tiddlywinks looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hardon Jr is looking for a counter combo.
Hardon Jr throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a big counter head kick but Hardon Jr avoids it with no problem.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hardon Jr ducks right into an uppercut from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hardon Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tiddlywinks was well out of range. Poor timing from Hardon Jr.
Tiddlywinks connects with a high kick.
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hardon Jr fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Big Hardon Jr. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jab by Hardon Jr.
Hardon Jr misses the shot to the body.
Hardon Jr does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hardon Jr tests Tiddlywinks's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hardon Jr shoots in and bounces Tiddlywinks off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hardon Jr trying to control the position from guard on top but Tiddlywinks is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hardon Jr tries to free his leg and advance position but Tiddlywinks is retaining full guard.
Hardon Jr postures up in Tiddlywinks's guard and throws a big left but Tiddlywinks blocks it.
Hardon Jr trying to control but Tiddlywinks is working from the bottom.
Hardon Jr loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hardon Jr trying to control but Tiddlywinks is working from the bottom.
Hardon Jr passes Tiddlywinks's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Hardon Jr wants to control but Tiddlywinks is keeping him busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hardon Jr throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Hardon Jr is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Tiddlywinks is just riding it out for now. Hardon Jr eventually gives up the hold.
Hardon Jr slows the pace down in half guard.
Hardon Jr wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tiddlywinks keeps working.
Hardon Jr perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Tiddlywinks really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hardon Jr. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Hardon Jr is working for a kimura but Tiddlywinks is defending it quite comfortably.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Tiddlywinks wants to get back to his feet.
Well, if Hardon Jr is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Tiddlywinks felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Hardon Jr is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Tiddlywinks has managed to free his arm - good work.
Hardon Jr is just content to waste time from the top position. Tiddlywinks takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Big Hardon Jr dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Hardon Jr blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Hardon Jr walks forward, straight into a front kick from Tiddlywinks.
Some wild striking there from Hardon Jr.
Tiddlywinks ducks under a wild hook from Hardon Jr.
Tiddlywinks connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Hardon Jr avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hardon Jr.
Big Hardon Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
Hardon Jr lands with a good body shot.
Hardon Jr throws a nice looking combination but Tiddlywinks bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Hardon Jr moves out of range easily.
Tiddlywinks looks to land a left hand but Hardon Jr moved out of range nicely.
Big Hardon Jr is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tiddlywinks explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Hardon Jr avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tiddlywinks avoids a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Hardon Jr 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Hardon Jr chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tiddlywinks can pounce on him.
Hardon Jr lands a head shot.
Hardon Jr throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tiddlywinks needs to keep his hands up - Hardon Jr had a free shot at his head there.
Hardon Jr has taken the fight to the clinch.
Nice body punch from Hardon Jr - that landed with a thud.
Tiddlywinks on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hardon Jr lands a left hand that snaps the head of Tiddlywinks backwards.
Hardon Jr misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks wants to get back to striking at distance but Hardon Jr won't allow it.
Hardon Jr working aggressively here.
Hardon Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hardon Jr fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nice jab there from Tiddlywinks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hardon Jr avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Hardon Jr avoids the body shot from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a jab when Hardon Jr was well out of range.
Tiddlywinks throws a shot from downtown. Hardon Jr moves away and avoids it.
Hardon Jr blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
Tiddlywinks fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hardon Jr manages to avoid it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks tries to land a front kick but Hardon Jr steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick but Hardon Jr moves out of range.
Roger Tiddlywinks is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice jab there from Hardon Jr.
Hardon Jr fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Tiddlywinks sprawls well initially but Hardon Jr persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Hardon Jr is looking to take a break and control but Tiddlywinks is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hardon Jr looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tiddlywinks is refusing to be controlled, as Hardon Jr sits in half guard.
Hardon Jr wants to pass to mount but Tiddlywinks is defending the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Tiddlywinks keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hardon Jr is working for a kimura but Tiddlywinks is defending it quite comfortably.
Tiddlywinks blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hardon Jr.
Hardon Jr is taking a breather. Tiddlywinks says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Hardon Jr wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tiddlywinks keeps working.
Hardon Jr is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Tiddlywinks has managed to free his arm - good work.
Hardon Jr is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Tiddlywinks defends it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Big Hardon Jr will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Hardon Jr looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
As Hardon Jr backs off Tiddlywinks throws a huge counter combo but Hardon Jr manages to avoid it all.
Hardon Jr lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Tiddlywinks lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Hardon Jr throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tiddlywinks follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
Hardon Jr throws the left hand but Tiddlywinks avoids the punch easily.
Tiddlywinks is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Hardon Jr with a body shot.
Hardon Jr throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tiddlywinks on the side of the head.
Tiddlywinks lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hardon Jr looks to land a combination but Tiddlywinks avoids it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tiddlywinks slips under a jab.
Hardon Jr just misses with a punch to the body.
Tiddlywinks follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Hardon Jr digs a good hook to Tiddlywinks's body.
Hardon Jr stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tiddlywinks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tiddlywinks scores with a nice body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hardon Jr stuns Tiddlywinks with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hardon Jr throws a low kick but Tiddlywinks moves out of range easily.
Hardon Jr throws a shot from downtown. Tiddlywinks moves away and avoids it.
Hardon Jr throws a combination that misses
and Tiddlywinks counters with a straight right hand.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Tiddlywinks throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hardon Jr throws a right and a left that Tiddlywinks avoids nicely.
Tiddlywinks connects with a body shot that sends Hardon Jr's belly button to the back.
Hardon Jr moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Tiddlywinks misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hardon Jr blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Hardon Jr fails with a takedown attempt.
A big right from Hardon Jr misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks throws a push kick but Hardon Jr slaps the foot to one side.
Tiddlywinks lands a high kick!
Hardon Jr closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Tiddlywinks quickly recovers to half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tiddlywinks is staying active underneath Hardon Jr, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Hardon Jr is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Tiddlywinks tries to kick Hardon Jr off but Hardon Jr keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Hardon Jr wants to work for an arm triangle but Tiddlywinks is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Hardon Jr is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Tiddlywinks defends it well.
Hardon Jr in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Tiddlywinks tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Hardon Jr!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Big Hardon Jr!
Roger Tiddlywinks spoke after the fight, saying 'I want icecream mom'.
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hype
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