PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pike Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Audley Barristan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits comes to the cage accompanied by Fight for your right to Party. Pike Biscuits could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Audley Barristan's chin.

Biscuits
vs
Barristan

169 cm
26
145 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

165 cm
27
144 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pike Biscuits !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Audley Barristan!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Ben Watson and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some bone on bone action there as Biscuits checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A slapping body kick lands there for Barristan.
Barristan throws a leg kick
and Biscuits counters with a stiff right hand.
Biscuits definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Barristan looks to land a body kick but Biscuits moved away.
Barristan is looking to clinch.
Biscuits keeps the fight on the outside.
Barristan's coach down at Fight Training Center was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Barristan's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Barristan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Biscuits was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Barristan misses with a kick to the body

and Biscuits decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Barristan's guard.

Barristan pushes Biscuits off and scrambles back to his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Barristan clinches.
Biscuits takes a shot to the head.
Barristan is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Biscuits is defending well for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Barristan avoids a wild elbow strike from Biscuits .
Barristan misses with a knee strike.
Barristan misses with a punch to the body.
Barristan unloads a knee to the mid-section. Biscuits lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Barristan trying to land knees to the body.
Barristan has a couple of punches blocked by Biscuits .
Barristan landing knees to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Barristan throws an elbow that misses.
Barristan looking to throw knees to the head but Biscuits is blocking nicely.
Biscuits on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barristan using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Biscuits has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Barristan tries to work over Biscuits 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Barristan misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Biscuits .
Biscuits lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Audley Barristan has been cut.
Barristan throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Biscuits blocks it with crossed arms.
Barristan creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Biscuits 's defenses.
Barristan misses with a knee to the head.
Barristan missing with knees to the body.
Biscuits blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Biscuits avoids a wild elbow strike from Barristan.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Biscuits tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Biscuits wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Barristan has him pressed against the cage.
Biscuits trying to land knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barristan unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Barristan lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Pike Biscuits has been cut.
Barristan with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Biscuits on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Biscuits blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Barristan gets underhooks to prevent Biscuits 's takedown attempt.
Biscuits avoiding damage as Barristan throws knees to the body.
Barristan tries to throw a body punch but Biscuits avoids it by throwing Barristan back against the cage.
Barristan is struggling to control the position.
Biscuits blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Barristan tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barristan misses with a body punch.
Barristan is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Biscuits is defending well for now.
Biscuits managing to block the knees to the body from Barristan.
Barristan missing with knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Biscuits just misses with a elbow thrown towards Barristan's brow.
Barristan lands a hook to the side of the head.
Barristan tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Biscuits on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Barristan.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Barristan slows down the pace here.
Barristan avoids a wild elbow strike from Biscuits .
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Audley Barristan dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Biscuits takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Biscuits throws a big counter combination but Barristan scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Barristan tries to land a body kick
and Biscuits counters with a two punch combo.

Barristan clinches up with Biscuits and pushes him back against the cage.
Biscuits managing to block the knees to the body from Barristan.
Barristan swings wildly with an uppercut but Biscuits uses good head movement to avoid it.
Audley Barristan seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Barristan throws a knee to the head but misses.
Barristan tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Biscuits throws a knee to the head but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barristan tries to land knees in the clinch but Biscuits avoids the damage to the body.
Biscuits managing to block the knees to the body from Barristan.
Barristan using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Barristan misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Biscuits .

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuits on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Barristan throws a knee to the head but misses.
Biscuits blocking some punches.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Barristan in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Barristan with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Barristan missing with knees to the body.
Barristan lands a knee to the body.
Biscuits throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Biscuits pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Biscuits wants a takedown but no success here.
Barristan pressing his opponent against the cage.
Barristan is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barristan tries a knee to the head but Biscuits blocks it.
Barristan lands a nice knee to the body.
Biscuits tries a body shot but Barristan blocks it.
Barristan holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Barristan misses with an elbow strike.
Barristan lands a nice knee to the body.
Biscuits blocks the elbow strike.
Barristan with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Barristan prevents a body shot from Biscuits .
Barristan can't find room to land a body shot as Biscuits controls the action.
Barristan pushes Biscuits back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Barristan is pushing Biscuits up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barristan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Biscuits on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Biscuits is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Barristan is defending well.
Barristan controlling the action here for a moment.
Barristan just leaning against Biscuits , taking a breather.
Barristan with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Barristan stalling in the clinch but Biscuits improves position.
Biscuits on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Biscuits wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pike Biscuits . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Barristan scores a nice knee to the body.
Barristan on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Biscuits blocking some punches.
Barristan trying to land knees to the body.
Barristan unloads a knee to the mid-section. Biscuits lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Barristan tries to land knees in the clinch but Biscuits avoids the damage to the body.
Barristan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Barristan is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Biscuits is defending well for now.
A right handed body shot lands from Barristan.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Barristan looking to throw knees to the head but Biscuits is blocking nicely.
Barristan can't find room to land a body shot as Biscuits controls the action.
Barristan landing knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Audley Barristan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Biscuits 's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A nice inside leg kick there by Barristan. That's going to slow Biscuits down.
A low kick from Barristan is predictable there
and Biscuits counters with a left and a right that stings Barristan.

Barristan closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Biscuits pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Biscuits tries a knee to the head but Barristan blocks it.
Barristan tries a knee to the head but Biscuits blocks it.
Barristan looking to throw knees to the head but Biscuits is blocking nicely.
Barristan tries to land a knee to the head but Biscuits blocks with his arms.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuits pushes off an throws an elbow but Barristan leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Biscuits presses Barristan against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Barristan tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Biscuits softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuits blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Barristan using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Biscuits has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Barristan gets underhooks to prevent Biscuits 's takedown attempt.
Barristan on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Barristan trying to land knees to the body.
Barristan missing with knees to the body.
Biscuits blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Barristan with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Biscuits doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Barristan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Biscuits avoids it.
Biscuits tries to work over Barristan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Barristan lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Biscuits backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barristan using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Biscuits has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Biscuits avoids a wild elbow strike from Barristan.
Barristan looking to throw knees to the head but Biscuits is blocking nicely.
Barristan lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Barristan tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Barristan with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Barristan takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Barristan blocks an elbow strike from Biscuits .
Barristan misses with a knee strike.
Biscuits throws an elbow but it misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Biscuits throws an elbow but misses.
Biscuits blocks a body shot from Barristan.
Biscuits misses with a hook to the ribs.
Barristan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Biscuits avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barristan throws a knee to the head but misses.
Barristan tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Barristan throws a knee to the head but misses.
Barristan trying to land knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Barristan.
Biscuits tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Barristan misses with the head strike.
Barristan taking a breather.
Biscuits throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Biscuits lands a nice elbow.
Biscuits tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Biscuits misses with a knee to the head.
Barristan tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barristan is pushing Biscuits up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Barristan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Biscuits avoids it.
Barristan prevents the takedown attempt.
Biscuits managing to block the knees to the body from Barristan.
Biscuits blocks a body shot from Barristan.
Barristan blocks a body shot from Biscuits .
Barristan blocks the elbow strike.
Barristan lands a nice knee to the body.
Barristan tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Biscuits avoids it.
Barristan tries to land knees in the clinch but Biscuits avoids the damage to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Audley Barristan really dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Biscuits 's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A lazy body kick from Barristan
and Biscuits counters with a nice uppercut.
Barristan rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Biscuits counters with a three punch combo that has Barristan backing up. Barristan nods at Biscuits to acknowledge the strikes.
Barristan will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Biscuits is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Barristan has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Barristan misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A counter left hand to the body from Biscuits misses its target.
Barristan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Barristan throws a leg kick that is checked
and Biscuits counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Barristan lands with a thumping leg kick.
Barristan closes the distance looking to clinch
and Biscuits counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick by Barristan misses
and Biscuits counters with a nice body shot.
Barristan looks to land a body kick but Biscuits moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Barristan closes the distance but Biscuits moves to the side
enabling Biscuits to counter with a crisp jab.
Audley Barristan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Biscuits stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Barristan.
Barristan tries to clinch but Biscuits moves away
and Biscuits counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Barristan throws a leg kick but Biscuits sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Barristan throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Barristan throws a low kick, looking for Biscuits 's leg but Biscuits calmly moves out of range.
Barristan tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Biscuits counters with a left to the body.
Barristan looks to throw a body kick
enabling Biscuits to counter with a crisp jab.
Barristan tries to clinch there but Biscuits circles away.
Biscuits has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Barristan.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barristan throws a lazy body kick
and Biscuits counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Biscuits takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Barristan throws a leg kick
enabling Biscuits to counter with a crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Barristan throws a half hearted mid kick.
Biscuits appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Biscuits blocks the low kick.
Biscuits attempts a counter takedown but Barristan avoids it well and moves away.
Barristan misses the jab.
Biscuits tried to counter with a leg kick but Barristan avoided it.
Barristan looks to throw a body kick
and Biscuits counters with a straight right hand.
Barristan throws a sloppy head kick and Biscuits moves out of range easily.
Barristan throws a body kick that misses
letting Biscuits counter with a right hand.
Barristan misses with an uppercut
enabling Biscuits to counter with a crisp jab.
A leg kick checked by Biscuits .
Biscuits appears to be looking for a counter takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barristan throws a lazy head kick
and Biscuits counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Barristan is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Barristan cracks the inside of Biscuits 's front leg.
Biscuits is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Barristan misses with the body kick
enabling Biscuits to counter with a crisp jab.
Biscuits blocks the body kick.

Barristan clinches up with Biscuits and pushes him back against the cage.
Biscuits looking for a takedown.
Biscuits is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Barristan is defending well for now.
Barristan tries to land a knee to the head but Biscuits blocks with his arms.
Barristan tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Barristan avoids the elbow strike from Biscuits , against the cage.
Biscuits throws an elbow but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Barristan misses with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Barristan.
Barristan landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Knees in the clinch landing for Barristan.
Barristan tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Biscuits missing with knees to the body.
Barristan misses with a punch to the body.
Biscuits wants a takedown but no success here.
Barristan misses with a knee to the head.
Barristan tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Biscuits managing to block the knees to the body from Barristan.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Pike Biscuits will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Biscuits 's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

A good leg kick by Barristan.
Barristan looks to land a body kick but Biscuits moved away.
Barristan throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Barristan tries to clinch but fails miserably
enabling Biscuits to counter with a crisp jab.
Barristan tries to clinch up
and Biscuits counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Barristan misses with a hook
and Biscuits counters with a nice body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuits checks a leg kick.
Biscuits moves out of range of the body kick.
Biscuits went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Barristan goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Barristan thuds his shin into the meat of Biscuits 's side.
Barristan throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Biscuits counters with a single leg into guard. Barristan didn't expect that.
Biscuits trying to control the position from guard on top but Barristan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Biscuits working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

Barristan working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Biscuits doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Biscuits manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Barristan is trying to control the position but Biscuits postures up.
Biscuits trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits landing with the ground and pound.
Biscuits is looking to work some ground and pound but Barristan has wrist control.
Barristan not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Biscuits makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Biscuits cracks Barristan with a solid left hand.

Barristan is rocked!
Barristan working a defensive guard here.
Barristan is still in real trouble! Can Biscuits finish him?
Biscuits chips away with some ground and pound.
Biscuits is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Barristan wants to sweep but no luck.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Barristan throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Barristan is controlling Biscuits 's posture.
Biscuits cracks Barristan with a solid left hand.
Biscuits scoring with punches to the head and body.
Barristan wants to sweep but no luck.
Barristan doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Biscuits with a nice head shot there.
Barristan is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Biscuits loads up on a big left hand. Barristan felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Biscuits looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Barristan can't hide his disappointment, as Biscuits celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pike Biscuits !
Pike Biscuits retains his bantamweight title!
An out of breath and clearly excited Pike Biscuits thanked On Tap (Laundry Available) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
In defeat, Audley Barristan stepped up to the mic, saying 'He was due to finish his win streak... I will be back!'.