PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yang Yakin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). FannyPack SissyPants has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Yakin
vs
SissyPants

187 cm
26
275 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

194 cm
20
282 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Zenith Nutrition (160q)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Yang Yakin!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, FannyPack SissyPants!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yakin throws a right hand that misses
and SissyPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Yakin misses with a hook
letting SissyPants counter with a right hand.
Yakin just misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants lands a jab to the nose.
Yakin wants to clinch up but SissyPants keeps it at a distance.
Yakin misses with an uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Yakin misses the shot to the body.
Yakin looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Yakin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Yakin throws a big shot that misses.
Yakin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

SissyPants closes the distance and clinches.
Yakin throws a head punch that misses.
SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Yakin.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
SissyPants works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Yakin is breathing heavily.
Still in the clinch, SissyPants scores with a nice short uppercut.
SissyPants stalling in the clinch but Yakin improves position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from SissyPants.
SissyPants tries to work over Yakin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
SissyPants lands with a right to the head.
SissyPants lands a right hand.
SissyPants digs a right hand underneath Yakin's ribcage. Yakin let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A quick uppercut on the inside from SissyPants.
Yakin letting SissyPants take a breather here.
SissyPants digs a right hand underneath Yakin's ribcage. Yakin let out a lung full of air as it connected.
SissyPants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
SissyPants lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Yakin.
A short right hand to the side of the head by SissyPants.
SissyPants with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
SissyPants lands a right hand.

Yakin is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
SissyPants working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Oh Yakin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
SissyPants lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Yakin to his knees! SissyPants keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants retains his heavyweight title!
FannyPack SissyPants made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'My mommy told me if I win I can pick out a new scooter. So I tried my hardest to win. Because I like scooters. That's why I tried to win.'.