PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kuma Nelson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stew Sauced (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nelson comes into the arena with The Sound of Silence blaring out of the sound system. Sauced is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Irish Jig. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Nelson
vs
Sauced

194 cm
35
210 lbs
32 - 11 - 0

194 cm
28
207 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kuma Nelson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Stew Sauced!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nelson keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sauced lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Sauced misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sauced's corner calls for a 1-2. Sauced obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Nelson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sauced. Sauced circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Sauced swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sauced doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nelson thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sauced if he has to take too many more of those.
Sauced cracks Nelson with an open hand slap.
A jab from Sauced finds it's way through Nelson's defenses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sauced misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nelson moves into range and connects with a jab.
Sauced throws out a loose jab but Nelson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sauced misses with a body punch
and Nelson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sauced takes one to the side of the head.
Nelson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Sauced throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nelson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sauced ducks right into an uppercut from Nelson.
Nelson lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sauced takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Sauced moves out of range of the body kick.
Sauced chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Nelson can pounce on him.
Nelson tries to land a front kick but Sauced steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nelson throws a sloppy body shot
and Sauced connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nelson tries a low kick but Sauced avoids it.
Sauced walks into a jab.
Stew Sauced seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sauced avoids the body shot from Nelson.
Sauced wants to counter the offense by Nelson and move into the clinch position.
Sauced fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sauced lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Sauced misses with a double jab
and Nelson counters with a nice low kick that buckles Sauced's knee momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nelson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sauced was well out of range. Poor timing from Nelson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nelson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Sauced waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nelson.
A shot to the liver by Sauced. Beautiful body shot.
Sauced throws a left and a right that both miss
and Nelson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nelson misses with a wild body shot.
Nelson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nelson takes a swing at Sauced's ribcage but misses.
Sauced paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Sauced moves out of range as Nelson strikes.
Sauced doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Sauced feints a jab promting Nelson to slip. Sauced then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Nelson slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Sauced looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A lazy body kick from Sauced
and Nelson comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Sauced stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but Nelson is on him like rabid pit bull! Sauced slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kuma Nelson!
Kuma Nelson retains his light heavyweight title!
Kuma Nelson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Stew Sauced spoke after the fight, saying 'It's not my day, I'm so unlucky. Sorry fans I had disappointed you all.'.