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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Toenail Fungus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Nuytuchenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fungus comes to the cage accompanied by Freak Like Me-Halestorm. Vladimir Nuytuchenko will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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150 lbs
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148 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Toenail Fungus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vladimir Nuytuchenko!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Gwen Towbar and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nuytuchenko connects with a solid leg kick.
Fungus has managed to clinch.
Fungus stalling.
Fungus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fungus scores with a one two! Nuytuchenko had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Nuytuchenko misses with a series of wild punches.
Nuytuchenko is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Fungus avoids the head kick by Nuytuchenko.
Fungus appears to be looking for a big counter.
Fungus is looking to land body kicks.
Nuytuchenko tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fungus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nuytuchenko takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Fungus.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nuytuchenko wants to control but Fungus postures up.
Nuytuchenko tries to buck Fungus off but Fungus is having none of it.
We've been hearing that Fungus has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fungus decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Fungus throws a body kick that misses.
Fungus gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Fungus breaks the clinch.
A punch combination from Fungus misses.
Nuytuchenko pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vladimir Nuytuchenko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nuytuchenko shoots in looking for a takedown. Fungus tries to sprawl out of it but Nuytuchenko keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fungus manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Fungus misses with an uppercut.
Nuytuchenko is looking for the big counter here.
Fungus shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Fungus was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Nuytuchenko explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fungus defending well as Nuytuchenko loads up on a big left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nuytuchenko avoids the head kick by Fungus.
Fungus clinches up with Nuytuchenko and pushes him back against the cage.
Fungus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Nuytuchenko shoots in and drives through. Fungus sprawls well.
Nuytuchenko misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nuytuchenko swings for the body but Fungus moves out of range.
Fungus is looking for a counter combo.
Fungus gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Fungus gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Nuytuchenko regains guard.
Fungus stands up from Nuytuchenko's guard - Fungus perhaps looking for a knockout.
Fungus moves into the clinch successfully.
Fungus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Nuytuchenko.
Nuytuchenko tries a head kick but it misses.
Nuytuchenko fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Fungus avoids it really well and circles away.
Toenail Fungus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladimir Nuytuchenko.
Nuytuchenko blocks a head kick by Fungus.
A thudding body kick lands there by Nuytuchenko!
A telegraphed right hand from Nuytuchenko misses the target.
Fungus scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Nuytuchenko is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Fungus pulls his head out easily.
Nuytuchenko looks winded!
Nuytuchenko trying to control from the bottom.
Fungus lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nuytuchenko wants to improve his position but Fungus is controlling well.
Fungus drops an elbow to the side of Nuytuchenko's head.
Fungus scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Nuytuchenko looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Fungus is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nuytuchenko throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Nuytuchenko is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Fungus scores with a couple of nice shots.
Fungus looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Fungus working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Nuytuchenko is rocked!
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Fungus winds up and cracks Nuytuchenko with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Nuytuchenko is still in real trouble! Can Fungus finish him?
Fungus decides to stand and escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Toenail Fungus dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Fungus tries to bum rush Nuytuchenko with a series of wild strikes but Nuytuchenko uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fungus buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fungus scores with a jab to the head.
Nuytuchenko throws a combination that misses
and Fungus counters by moving into the clinch.
Fungus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fungus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nuytuchenko can do to turn this around?
Fungus moves into the clinch.
Fungus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Nuytuchenko tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Fungus defends well and Nuytuchenko ends up having to push Fungus into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Nuytuchenko with a jab.
Nuytuchenko is looking to chop away at Fungus's legs.
Nuytuchenko misses with a leg kick
and Fungus counters by clinching up.
Fungus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nuytuchenko throws a looping overhand right but Fungus ducks down to avoid it.
Fungus looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fungus moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromNuytuchenko.
This has been an exciting period of action!
No joy there for Nuytuchenko, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fungus throws a quick counter head kick but Nuytuchenko was just out of range.
Fungus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nuytuchenko throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fungus.
Fungus cracks a nice hook into Nuytuchenko's ribs.
Nuytuchenko stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fungus.
Nuytuchenko showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fungus.
Nuytuchenko is breathing heavily.
Fungus avoids the head kick by Nuytuchenko.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuytuchenko takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nuytuchenko tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nuytuchenko tries to score a power double leg takedown but Fungus sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Nuytuchenko somewhat.
Fungus lands with a shot to the body.
Fungus rushes Nuytuchenko and presses him up against the cage.
Nuytuchenko seems to have recovered his senses.
Fungus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fungus lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Fungus.
Fungus looks to land a combination but Nuytuchenko avoids it well.
Fungus avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fungus closes the distance and pushes Nuytuchenko back into the cage.
Fungus lands a left hand that snaps the head of Nuytuchenko backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fungus gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fungus scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nuytuchenko on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Fungus stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Nuytuchenko to get to his feet.
Fungus displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Fungus takes a swing at Nuytuchenko's ribcage but misses.
Fungus throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Nuytuchenko tries to land a leg kick but Fungus saw it coming and moves away.
Nuytuchenko is looking to chop away at Fungus's legs.
A combination from Nuytuchenko does no damage.
Fungus throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fungus connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nuytuchenko keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fungus.
Toenail Fungus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Nuytuchenko does no damage.
Toenail Fungus is winning the standup battle so far.
Fungus fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Nuytuchenko to the ground. Fungus is now in Nuytuchenko's guard.
Nuytuchenko is trying to keep Fungus in close.
Fungus postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Fungus stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Fungus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nuytuchenko fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nuytuchenko shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Fungus sprawls well. Fungus wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Nuytuchenko gets slowly back to his feet.
Fungus appears to be looking for a big counter.
Toenail Fungus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vladimir Nuytuchenko.
Fungus manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Nuytuchenko on his heels. He'll look to pass Nuytuchenko's guard now, I'm sure.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fungus postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Fungus trying to control but Nuytuchenko is working from the bottom.
Fungus scoring with punches to the head and body.
Fungus thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Nuytuchenko wants to control but Fungus passes easily into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nuytuchenko is looking for a sweep. Fungus is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Fungus is nestled in close to Nuytuchenko, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Nuytuchenko is looking to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Toenail Fungus dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Fungus closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Fungus successfully pulls guard.
Fungus is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Nuytuchenko is controlling him.
Nuytuchenko trying to control the position from guard on top but Fungus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fungus is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Fungus manages to escape and get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fungus tries a head kick but it misses.
Nuytuchenko fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fungus is out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Fungus checks a leg kick.
As Nuytuchenko looks to move away, Fungus throws a big counter combo but Nuytuchenko just gets out of the way.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fungus closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Fungus lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Nuytuchenko down.
Toenail Fungus overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Fungus working away.
Fungus tries to advance to mount but can't.
Fungus decides to stand back up. Fungus steps back and let's Nuytuchenko get back to his feet.
Nuytuchenko dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fungus. That did some damage!
Nuytuchenko throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fungus has closed the distance and engaged Nuytuchenko in a clinch.
Fungus has clasped his hands together around Nuytuchenko's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fungus decides to stand back up. Fungus steps back and let's Nuytuchenko get back to his feet.
Fungus has managed to clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fungus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fungus avoids the head kick by Nuytuchenko.
Fungus clinches.
Fungus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fungus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fungus looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Nuytuchenko!
Nuytuchenko throws Fungus to one side and escapes!
Nuytuchenko looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fungus is fending him off so far but Nuytuchenko persists. Nope, Fungus circles away and we're back to standing.
Nuytuchenko misses with a leg kick.
Nuytuchenko throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fungus.
Fungus looks to land a left hand but Nuytuchenko moved out of range nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fungus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nuytuchenko manages to avoid it.
Fungus scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Nuytuchenko manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Fungus is looking to land body kicks.
Fungus has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Nuytuchenko.
Fungus fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Nuytuchenko, pushing him back against the cage.
Fungus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nuytuchenko tries to work over Fungus's front leg with a kick but Fungus checks it.
Fungus tries to bum rush Nuytuchenko with a series of wild strikes but Nuytuchenko uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fungus is looking to wear down Nuytuchenko with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nuytuchenko is looking to land body kicks.
As Nuytuchenko backs away, Fungus returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nuytuchenko lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fungus's sensitive parts.
Fungus shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Toenail Fungus is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nuytuchenko looks to land a body kick but Fungus moved away.
Some bone on bone action there as Fungus checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
It looked like Fungus was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Fungus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nuytuchenko looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Nuytuchenko misses with a leg kick
and Fungus holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Fungus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fungus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nuytuchenko tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fungus misses with a wild combination.
Nuytuchenko wants to counter the offense by Fungus and move into the clinch position.
Fungus takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Vladimir Nuytuchenko has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nuytuchenko misses with a low kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Toenail Fungus.
Well Fungus has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Toenail Fungus!
Our winner, Toenail Fungus, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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