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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Holy War (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Ping Pong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). War comes into the arena with The Pretty Reckless - Heaven Knows blaring out of the sound system. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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215 lbs
12 - 6 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Holy War!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kim Jong Ping Pong!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Shirou Masuda.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
War looks for the body kick but Ping Pong saw that one coming.
War throws a head kick but Ping Pong moves out of range.
War lands a jab-cross combination.
It looks like Kim Jong Ping Pong has been cut.
War attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
War sets himself, and Ping Pong steps forward looking for the clinch! War avoids it this time.
Ping Pong gets a clinch.
Ping Pong struggles to land a body shot inside as War controls his hands.
War lands with a left to the head.
Ping Pong working aggressively here.
Ping Pong has a couple of punches blocked by War.
Ping Pong misses with the head strike.
War misses with some punches.
A shot in the inside from War.
Ping Pong swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ping Pong tries a body shot but War blocks it.
Ping Pong throws a head punch that misses.
Ping Pong goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ping Pong gets through War's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ping Pong misses with a short punch on the inside.
War throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Ping Pong swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
War lands with a left to the head.
War blocks an uppercut.
War scores with a shoulder strike.
War scores with a nice hook to the head.
War lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for War.
Ping Pong throws a punch but it's blocked by War.
Ping Pong throws a head punch that misses.
Ping Pong misses with the head strike.
War misses with a short punch on the inside.
War blocking some punches.
War makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
War scores with a shot to the side of Ping Pong's head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by War.
War works on Ping Pong's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by War as Ping Pong tries to tie him up.
War misses with the head strike.
War breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ping Pong throws a low kick, looking for War's leg but War calmly moves out of range.
Ping Pong fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches War on the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ping Pong throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and War counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ping Pong tries to land a leg kick but War saw it coming and moves away.
War loads up on a big right hand but Ping Pong slips the punch.
Ping Pong lands a nice leg kick that just misses War's sensitive parts.
War misses with a wild body shot.
Ping Pong connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
War is looking to land body kicks.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ping Pong. War does a little dance to reset his feet.
Holy War seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
War cracks Ping Pong with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Ping Pong looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can War finish him?
Ping Pong is rocked!
War ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Ping Pong's jaw. Ping Pong's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! War does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Holy War!
Holy War decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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