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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Raybould (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Homer Simpson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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190 cm
45
273 lbs
43 - 17 - 0 |
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180 cm
33
215 lbs
19 - 10 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Excellent grappler
Counter fighter
Fast |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
43 - 17 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kevin Raybould! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson! The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Colin Fray and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Raybould throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Simpson tries to counter by closing the distance. Raybould misses with a left hand and Simpson counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Simpson. Raybould throws a punch but it's blocked by Simpson. Simpson prevents a body shot from Raybould. Raybould throws a punch but it's blocked by Simpson. Simpson has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Raybould is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet. Raybould tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Simpson can't get the takedown.
Simpson jumps guard.
Simpson is adopting a defensive guard. Simpson not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Raybould is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
That's one minute gone in the round. Simpson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Raybould is one step ahead there. Raybould has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player. Simpson being controlled here, momentarily. Simpson working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Raybould doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Simpson is tightening it up a little... Raybould has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Raybould reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Raybould taps out! Nice BJJ there by Simpson!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Homer Simpson! Homer Simpson decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
33% |
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