PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pugilistic Dementia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Wills (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dementia comes to the cage accompanied by Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar. Wills is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Enter Sandman . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dementia
vs
Wills

187 cm
22
210 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

205 cm
24
198 lbs
3 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pugilistic Dementia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joe Wills!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Eliza Hachem and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Dementia misses the target.
Dementia scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dementia thumps Wills with a low kick.
Nice shot by Dementia.
Wills misses with a takedown attempt - Dementia sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Wills shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Wills shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dementia pinned against the cage. Dementia gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Pugilistic Dementia has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Wills.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Horrible takedown attempt by Wills or perhaps it was just good defense by Dementia, which made it look bad.
Dementia throws a counter high kick but Wills was just alert enough to avoid it.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Wills is defended easily by Dementia.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wills wants to clinch up but Dementia keeps it at a distance.
A counter left hand to the body from Dementia misses its target.
Dementia clobbers Wills with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dementia. That's going to slow Wills down.

Dementia drops Wills with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Wills looks back up at him and smiles so Dementia waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Wills is rocked!
Dementia looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wills is still on wobbly legs! Can Dementia finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dementia scores with a shot to the body.
Dementia cracks Wills with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Wills tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Dementia pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Wills is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pugilistic Dementia!
After winning the bout, Pugilistic Dementia thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Joe Wills stepped up to the mic, saying 'Well Try Better Next Time'.