PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pike Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and D Z Canon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits comes to the cage accompanied by Fight for your right to Party. Canon has chosen Break Stuff as his entrance music. D Z Canon has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Pike Biscuits 's chin.

Biscuits
vs
Z Canon

169 cm
26
145 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

170 cm
23
140 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

On Tap (160Q)

Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pike Biscuits !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, D Z Canon!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Donatello Bradman and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canon throws a body shot but no joy.
It looked like Biscuits was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Canon.
Canon misses with a looping left.
Canon scores with a nice strike.
Canon throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
D Z Canon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Biscuits moves out of range as Canon strikes.
Biscuits throws a big counter combination but Canon scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Canon with a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuits keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
As Canon looks to move away, Biscuits throws a big counter combo but Canon just gets out of the way.
Canon misses with a wild body shot.
Biscuits looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
We've been hearing reports that Biscuits has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Biscuits blocks a jab.
Biscuits feinted with a counter takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Canon throws a poor cross that misses
and Biscuits counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Canon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Canon misses with an uppercut. Biscuits saw that one coming.
Canon throws a lazy uppercut
and Biscuits counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Canon thows a left - swing and a miss!
Biscuits avoids the body shot from Canon.
Biscuits is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Canon throws a lazy uppercut
and Biscuits counters with a nice body shot.
Canon misses with a hook. Biscuits ducked under it nicely.
Biscuits fires out a quick counter leg kick but Canon just manages to avoid it.
Canon misses the jab.
Biscuits throws a big counter combination but Canon scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canon throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Biscuits .
It looked like Biscuits wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Canon thows a left - swing and a miss!
Canon lands a nice shot to the body.
Canon fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Biscuits uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Canon.
Biscuits appears to be looking for a big counter.
Canon slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Canon throws a lazy uppercut
and Biscuits counters with a right hand to the body.
Nice cross by Canon.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canon swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Biscuits .
Canon throws a poor cross that misses
and Biscuits counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Canon throws an off balance right hand
and Biscuits cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Canon paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

Biscuits is rocked!
Canon fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Biscuits to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Biscuits looks to clinch but Canon throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Biscuits taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). D Z Canon!
D Z Canon is the new bantamweight champion!
A less than humble D Z Canon misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Pike Biscuits spoke after the fight, saying 'I lost, but we can still party at my place after the show'.