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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Vanilla Ice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Geronimo Garcia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garcia is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Tangled Up In Plaid - QOTSA. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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191 cm
26
170 lbs
2 - 7 - 0 |
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180 cm
24
155 lbs
2 - 4 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vanilla Ice! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Geronimo Garcia! The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ice looks to score with a jab to the body but Garcia is just out of range. Ice misses with a body kick. Ice throws a leg kick which misses Garcia's front leg but catches the back leg as Garcia tries to avoid it. Ice lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Ice looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Ice feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Garcia's calf. Ice needs to keep his hands up - Garcia had a free shot at his head there. Ice moves into the clinch. Garcia controlling the action here for a moment.
Garcia misses with an elbow over the top. Garcia is stalling here.
Garcia controlling the action here for a moment.
Garcia lands a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round. Garcia working aggressively here.
Garcia can't find room to land a body shot as Ice controls the action.
Ice on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Garcia effectively controlling the action here. Garcia misses with a body punch.
Garcia lands an elbow inside that Ice shrugs off. Ice is looking to break free of the clinch but Garcia has double underhooks. A shot in the inside from Garcia. Ice is trying to push Garcia away but Garcia has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere. The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Garcia dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage. The crowd are getting on Garcia's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch. Garcia pushes off an throws an elbow but Ice leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Ice being controlled against the cage. The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Geronimo Garcia. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Garcia lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Ice has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Ice and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Ice tries to land a leg kick but Garcia saw it coming and moves away.
Garcia cracks Ice with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Garcia tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ice was well out of range. Poor timing from Garcia. Ice cracks Garcia with a good jab. Ice moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Ice blocks the body kick.
Garcia connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. A looping hook to the body misses from Garcia. Ice does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A combination from Ice does no damage. Ice throws a body kick that misses. Garcia dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Garcia lands an overhand right.
Ice is rocked! Ice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Garcia moves away. Oh Ice is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Ice misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Garcia moves into the clinch. Garcia is leaning against Ice and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Garcia lands a body punch in the clinch. Garcia lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Ice to his knees! Garcia keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Geronimo Garcia!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
45% |
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