PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arthur Curry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abe comes to the cage accompanied by Uncle Sam Goddamn. Curry has chosen Molly Malone - The Dubliners as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Abe
vs
Curry

200 cm
39
283 lbs
31 - 23 - 0

207 cm
27
285 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Bullet Proof System
GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Earnest Abe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Arthur Curry!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Micheangelo Fripello and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Curry changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

Abe has managed to clinch.
Curry throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Abes head.
Abe lands a hook to the side of the head.
Abe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Abe lands a left hand that snaps the head of Curry backwards.
Curry misses with a hook from the clinch.
Curry working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Curry pushes Abe back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Abe lands with a short shot to the head.
Curry scores with a shot to the side of Abe's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head punch on the inside from Curry fails to land.
Curry tries a body shot but Abe blocks it.
Abe misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Abe.
Curry lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Abe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Curry tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Abe blocking some punches.
Abe makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Abe misses with some punches.
Abe blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Curry misses with some punches.
Curry lands a shoulder strike.
Curry tries a body shot but Abe blocks it.
Curry working aggressively here.
Abe throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Currys head.
Abe presses Curry against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Abe prevents a body shot from Curry.
Curry lands a shoulder strike.
Curry pushes Abe back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Abe misses with a punch on the inside.
Abe blocks an uppercut.
A short right from Abe.
Curry tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Abe tries to break free but Curry pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Curry.
Curry misses with the head strike.
Curry swings wildly with an uppercut but Abe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Abe misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Curry tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Abe's elbow.
Curry has a couple of punches blocked by Abe.
Curry has had enough of the clinch but Abe keeps him there for the moment.
A short left from Curry.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Curry breaks the clinch.
Curry throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Curry gets tackled into the cage by Abe. Abe maintains the clinch.
Curry scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Curry lands a body punch.
Curry lands an uppercut.
Curry's coach down at Bjorn's Elite Team was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Curry's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Curry lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Curry doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Abe wants to stall.
A short right from Curry on the inside.
Curry misses with the head strike.

Curry pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Abe moves into the clinch.
Curry blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Curry lands with a left to the head.
Curry throws a head punch that misses.
Abe misses with a punch on the inside.
Curry misses with a punch on the inside.
Curry lands an uppercut.
Abe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Curry lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Abe or not.
Curry tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Abe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Curry gets through Abe's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Abe.
Curry misses with the head strike.

Abe escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Curry lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Abe takes a jab right on the kisser.
Curry throws an overhand right that drops Abe like a sack of potatoes! Curry dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Arthur Curry!
A very excited looking Arthur Curry rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.