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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Combo King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa enters the cage!
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167 lbs
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23
170 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Combo King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Chris Saunders and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses the target.
King throws a big counter combination but WawaWeeeeewaaaa scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
King steps to the side to avoid the strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
A jab from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses.
King doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
King tries to close the distance and clinch up but WawaWeeeeewaaaa swats him away and circles back towards the center.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa keeps the fight on the outside.
King with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
King avoids the head kick by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
King takes the fight into the clinch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
King is looking to clinch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa loads up on a big right hand but King slips the punch.
King's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and King duly obliges.
King ducks under a wild hook from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
King throws a wild body kick that WawaWeeeeewaaaa sees coming a mile off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks to land a right hand but King moved out of range.
A head kick misses from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
King looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
King tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a lazy right hand but King sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
King catches WawaWeeeeewaaaa with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
King lands a nice looking body shot.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa circles away from the clinch attempt
and WawaWeeeeewaaaa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
King drives through and clinches with WawaWeeeeewaaaa against the cage.
King displaying some good clinch control by pressing WawaWeeeeewaaaa up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from King fails to land.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
King fails with an attempt to clinch.
King tries to keep at a distance but WawaWeeeeewaaaa has taken the fight into the clinch.
King working aggressively here.
King scores with a nice hook to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to work over King's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
King taking a breather.
King misses with some punches.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa prevents a body shot from King.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands a jab to King's midsection.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
King wants to clinch up but WawaWeeeeewaaaa keeps it at a distance.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to bum rush King with a series of wild strikes but King uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa keeps the fight on the outside.
A combination from King does no damage.
King ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
King tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but WawaWeeeeewaaaa paws at him with a jab and circles away.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa darts in and clinches King up against the cage.
King tries to work over WawaWeeeeewaaaa's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
King goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa has King pushed against the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands a nice uppercut.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa is trying to force a seperation but King has the dominant position.
King can't find room to land a body shot as WawaWeeeeewaaaa controls the action.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
King tries to clinch there but WawaWeeeeewaaaa circles away.
A big right from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses.
Sloppy strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa. Those never looked like landing.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a lazy right hand but King sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
King slips a jab and a cross from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a hook.
King was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
King fails with an attempt to clinch.
King drives through and clinches with WawaWeeeeewaaaa against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on WawaWeeeeewaaaa - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
King lands with a left to the head.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa being controlled against the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to circle away but King has him pinned against the cage.
King misses with a body punch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands a left hand that snaps the head of King backwards.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
King scores with a hook to the body.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks an uppercut.
King misses with the head strike.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa manages to break the clinch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a right and a left that both miss.
Combo King is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
King dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
King gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A short left from King.
King has WawaWeeeeewaaaa pressed against the cage, preventing WawaWeeeeewaaaa from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks from the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - King looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
King lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
King tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
King fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a combination
and King counters with a three punch combo that has WawaWeeeeewaaaa backing up. WawaWeeeeewaaaa nods at King to acknowledge the strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Decent striking displayed by WawaWeeeeewaaaa there.
King moves into the clinch successfully.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa prevents a body shot from King.
King lands a left hand that snaps the head of WawaWeeeeewaaaa backwards.
King swings wildly with an uppercut but WawaWeeeeewaaaa uses good head movement to avoid it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a punch to the body.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
King avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids the body shot from King.
King has WawaWeeeeewaaaa up against the cage in a clinch.
King leaning his opponent against the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa wants to break free but King has control.
King lands on the inside with an uppercut.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks a body shot from King.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands a body punch in the clinch.
King misses with the head strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
King is pushing WawaWeeeeewaaaa up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa breaks the clinch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a body punch but King moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from King on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
King misses with an uppercut. WawaWeeeeewaaaa saw that one coming.
It seemed like WawaWeeeeewaaaa was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
King throws a right and a left that both miss.
King takes one to the side of the head.
King rushes WawaWeeeeewaaaa and presses him up against the cage.
King throws a punch but it's blocked by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. King seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if WawaWeeeeewaaaa can turn it around.
King misses with a short punch on the inside.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa wants to get back to striking at distance but King won't allow it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Combo King dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but King manages to avoid it.
King tries to clinch
and King takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as King throws out the jab.
Good shot there by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to score with a low kick but King moves his leg out of the way.
King misses with a hook to the body
and WawaWeeeeewaaaa counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swats away the attempt to clinch by King.
King throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a two punch combination.
King seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
King blocks a jab.
King avoids the head kick by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
King tries to clinch but WawaWeeeeewaaaa is having none of it.
King throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from King.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a hook but King avoids it easily.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa cracks a nice hook into King's ribs.
King moves into range and clinches up with WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for King.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa connects with a jab.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa keeps the fight on the outside.
King is looking to land body kicks.
Oooooh!!! WawaWeeeeewaaaa has knocked King down with a huge combo! WawaWeeeeewaaaa steps away and waves a wobbly King back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
King is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
King tries to clinch there but WawaWeeeeewaaaa circles away.
Oh King is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa connects with a stiff jab that staggers King - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
After winning the bout, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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