PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arne Kjolby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cameron Sloan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kjolby comes to the cage accompanied by Killing in the name of.... Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kjolby
vs
Sloan

225 cm
34
280 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

195 cm
27
280 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Arne Kjolby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Cameron Sloan!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Aafke Stam and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloan misses with a leg kick
letting Kjolby counter with a right hand.
A left lands for Sloan.
Sloan has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Kjolby throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kjolby lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Sloan connects with a solid leg kick.
Kjolby lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

It looks like Cameron Sloan has been cut.
Kjolby throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kjolby has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Black Label in the buildup to the fight.
Sloan lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kjolby's sensitive parts.
Kjolby throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sloan counters with a low kick, right behind Kjolby 's knee.
Kjolby moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kjolby connects with a body shot that sends Sloan's belly button to the back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kjolby looks to throw the jab but Sloan is out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sloan. Kjolby does a little dance to reset his feet.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kjolby lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sloan has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sloan and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sloan scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kjolby avoids the body shot from Sloan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kjolby manages to avoid it.
Kjolby connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kjolby wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kjolby throws a jab but it's blocked by Sloan.
Sloan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A clash of legs there as Kjolby blocks the low kick.
Kjolby lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Sloan looks to score with a jab to the body but Kjolby is just out of range.
Sloan thumps Kjolby with a low kick.
Sloan scores with a sloppy right hand. Kjolby should have avoided that one.
Sloan takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Sloan misses with a low kick.
Kjolby tried to counter with a leg kick but Sloan avoided it.
Sloan needs to keep his hands up - Kjolby had a free shot at his head there.

Sloan is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kjolby misses with a low kick.
Sloan was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
A leg kick checked by Kjolby.
Sloan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kjolby misses with an uppercut. Sloan saw that one coming.
Sloan misses with a shot to the body
and Kjolby counters with a stiff right hand.
Sloan is still on wobbly legs! Can Kjolby finish him?
Kjolby lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Sloan - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Kjolby!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Arne Kjolby!
Arne Kjolby seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.