PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Javier Gattuso (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge's entrance music is Litte Things - One Direction. A fine choice. Gattuso has chosen WAR-Low Rider as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

To Spooge
vs
Gattuso

185 cm
28
219 lbs
13 - 9 - 1

194 cm
42
212 lbs
45 - 27 - 3

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

GREEN!160

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 45 - 27 - 3, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Javier Gattuso!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Luis Engracia and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Spooge instigates a clinch.
The referee is keeping an eye on Gattuso - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

Gattuso ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Gattuso no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Spooge looking to sit in guard and control but Gattuso gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Spooge looking for a guillotine here but Gattuso defends easily.

Spooge looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Gattuso passes into half guard.
Spooge is doing well to control the position and prevent Gattuso from advancing to side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge is in trouble now - Gattuso has advanced to mount!
Gattuso looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gattuso pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Gattuso tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Gattuso pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Spooge is squirming around, avoiding Gattuso's attempts to control the action.
Gattuso in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Spooge tries to reverse the position but Gattuso maintains control.
Spooge wants to hold on but Gattuso pushes him away.
Spooge really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge is working hard here to advance position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Gattuso is landing with some decent strikes but Spooge is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Gattuso with shots to the head and body - Spooge looks very uncomfortable down there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gattuso landing strikes from the mount.
Spooge bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Gattuso looking to control.
Gattuso has control of Spooge's left arm, preventing Spooge from doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gattuso is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Spooge is controlling him.
Gattuso is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Spooge trying to control the position from guard on top but Gattuso is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gattuso keeping full guard, as Spooge tries to pass.
Gattuso trying to keep a closed guard but Spooge is proving a slippery customer.
Spooge looking to pass the guard.
Spooge trying to control the position from guard on top but Gattuso is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Gattuso wants to stand and escape but Spooge is having none of it.
Spooge wants to control from the top but Gattuso keeps moving.
Gattuso wants to stand but Spooge is controlling the position.

Gattuso pushes Spooge off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Gattuso keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Spooge lands with a thumping leg kick.
Gattuso with a jab.
Spooge fails with an attempt to clinch.
A leg kick checked by Gattuso.
A nice inside leg kick there by Spooge. That's going to slow Gattuso down.
A head kick misses from Gattuso.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Javier Gattuso dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Spooge checks a low kick from Gattuso.
Spooge connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Gattuso misses with a wild body shot.
Gattuso swats away the attempt to clinch by Spooge.
Gattuso lands an overhand right.
Gattuso throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Gattuso throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Loves To Spooge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gattuso tries to bum rush Spooge with a series of wild strikes but Spooge uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Spooge tries to clinch up but Gattuso circles away and keeps his distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Good standup being displayed there by Gattuso as he connects with a hook.
Gattuso throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Spooge sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Spooge moves to clinch but Gattuso breaks away
and Gattuso counters with a left and a right that stings Spooge.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gattuso cracks Spooge with a good jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Spooge.
Gattuso catches Spooge with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Javier Gattuso seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Spooge throws a chopping leg kick but Gattuso manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Spooge blocks a jab.
Spooge swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Gattuso looks to land a body kick but Spooge moved away.
Spooge fires out a quick counter leg kick but Gattuso just manages to avoid it.
Spooge wants to clinch
and Gattuso cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Spooge throws a leg kick that misses.
Spooge moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromGattuso.
Gattuso has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Decent striking displayed by Gattuso there.

Spooge is rocked!
Spooge stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Gattuso keeps the fight on the outside.
Spooge swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Gattuso moves out of range of the leg kick from Spooge.
Gattuso misses with a wild combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gattuso uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Spooge has time to react.
Gattuso has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gattuso throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gattuso misses with an attempted mid kick.

Gattuso drops Spooge with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Spooge looks back up at him and smiles so Gattuso waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
An inside leg kick lands from Spooge.
Spooge is looking to clinch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spooge lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Gattuso has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Gattuso and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Spooge fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gattuso has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A slapping leg kick lands for Spooge.
Gattuso swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spooge is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Gattuso tries a quick counter leg kick but Spooge is wise to it.
Spooge tries to close the distance and clinch but Gattuso swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Gattuso takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge throws a nice outside leg kick.
Gattuso scores with a jab to the body.
Gattuso misses with a looping right.
Spooge scoring well with a low kick there.
Spooge throws a solid leg kick but Gattuso takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Spooge.
Gattuso tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spooge was well out of range. Poor timing from Gattuso.
Spooge half committed to a counter leg kick.
Spooge takes a jab right on the kisser.
Spooge feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Gattuso's calf.
Gattuso misses with a looping right.
Gattuso checks a leg kick nicely.
Spooge throws a leg kick which misses Gattuso's front leg but catches the back leg as Gattuso tries to avoid it.
Spooge throws a leg kick
and Gattuso counters with a straight right hand.
Gattuso takes a swing at Spooge's ribcage but misses.
Spooge is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gattuso scores with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spooge tries to close the distance and clinch but Gattuso swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Gattuso tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gattuso feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Spooges jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
An inside leg kick lands from Spooge.
Spooge is looking to chop away at Gattuso's legs.
Spooge throws a low kick but it's checked well by Gattuso.
Spooge motions for Gattuso to come forward. Spooge throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Gattuso misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spooge.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spooge.
Spooge connects with an inside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gattuso swats away the attempt to clinch by Spooge.
Spooge blocks a head kick by Gattuso.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Javier Gattuso showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Spooge throws a leg kick
and Gattuso counters with a nice body shot.
Gattuso blocks a low kick nicely.
Gattuso lands a nice looking body shot.
Gattuso takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Gattuso swings for the body but Spooge moves out of range.
Gattuso buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Spooge uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Gattuso has time to react.
Gattuso lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Gattuso throws a leg kick which misses Spooge's front leg but catches the back leg as Spooge tries to avoid it.
Gattuso tries to land a leg kick but Spooge saw it coming and moves away.
Spooge keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Good leg kick by Gattuso there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Gattuso throws a hook but Spooge avoids it easily.
Spooge attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Spooge throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gattuso swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Gattuso misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gattuso misses with a straight left.
Gattuso thuds his right hand into Spooge's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Spooge swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Gattuso's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Spooge fails in his attempt to clinch.
A leg kick checked by Gattuso.
Gattuso waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Spooge.
Gattuso throws a right and a left that both miss.
Spooge takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Spooge throws a quick inside leg kick.

Spooge moves into range and clinches up with Gattuso.
Spooge landing knees to the body.
Gattuso misses with a short punch on the inside.
Spooge struggles to land a body shot inside as Gattuso controls his hands.
Loves To Spooge has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Gattuso breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spooge doesn't manage to clinch there - Gattuso circles away.
Gattuso connects with a single shot there.
Spooge tries a low kick but Gattuso avoids it.
Gattuso steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Spooge avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gattuso throws a hook to the side of Spooge's head but Spooge sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
As Gattuso backs away, Spooge returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Spooge throws a leg kick but Gattuso checks it.
Spooge is looking to clinch.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Gattuso! But no joy.
Gattuso throws a sloppy head kick and Spooge moves out of range easily.
Gattuso lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Spooge, right into the meat.
Gattuso swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spooge tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Gattuso throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Spooge.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gattuso circles away from the clinch attempt.
Spooge throws a low kick, looking for Gattuso's leg but Gattuso calmly moves out of range.
Spooge swinging wildly here.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Gattuso looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Spooge throws a low kick but Gattuso avoids it.
Gattuso swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Javier Gattuso is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Gattuso throws a body kick that misses.
Gattuso misses with a low kick.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Gattuso is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Nice body punch from Spooge - that landed with a thud.
Spooge tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gattuso's elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Spooge escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Spooge tries to close the distance and clinch but Gattuso swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spooge lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Gattuso has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Gattuso and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A clash of legs there as Gattuso blocks the low kick.

Spooge clinches up with Gattuso and pushes him back against the cage.

Spooge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Gattuso, as that shot connected.
Gattuso avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Gattuso scores with a one two! Spooge had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spooge misses with a low kick as Gattuso jumps back.

Spooge instigates a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Spooge fails to land.
Gattuso lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Spooge tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gattuso's elbow.

And that's the end of the fight!
Javier Gattuso comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Gattuso winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 27:30
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Javier Gattuso!
Our winner, Javier Gattuso, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.