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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Carl Logan Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Benji Assklown Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Benji Assklown Jr will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Carl Logan Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Benji Assklown Jr!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, George Francis and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Assklown Jr bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Logan Jr throws a head kick that misses
and Assklown Jr counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Assklown Jr.
A head punch on the inside from Assklown Jr fails to land.
Assklown Jr prevents a takedown attempt there.
Assklown Jr throws a punch but it's blocked by Logan Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a left hand that snaps the head of Logan Jr backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Logan Jr.
Logan Jr tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Assklown Jr fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Assklown Jr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Assklown Jr managing to block the knees to the body from Logan Jr.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Logan Jr taking a breather.
Logan Jr blocking some punches.
Assklown Jr misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Logan Jr.
Assklown Jr prevents the takedown attempt.
Logan Jr breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Logan Jr fails with an attempt to clinch.
Logan Jr fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Carl Logan Jr. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Assklown Jr moves into range and clinches up with Logan Jr.
Assklown Jr scores with a hook to the body.
Logan Jr misses with a hook to the ribs.
Assklown Jr stops a takedown attempt from Logan Jr.
Logan Jr tries to score a body lock takedown but Assklown Jr shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Assklown Jr misses with some punches.
Logan Jr breaks from the clinch.
Assklown Jr throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Logan Jr on the side of the head.
Assklown Jr scores with a jab to the head.
Nice uppercut there from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr with a nice cross.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr throws out a powerful jab.
Logan Jr has closed the distance and engaged Assklown Jr in a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Assklown Jr fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Logan Jr breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Assklown Jr connects with a crisp jab.
Assklown Jr wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Benji Assklown Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Logan Jr gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Assklown Jr throws a good cross that connects.
Benji Assklown Jr is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Assklown Jr throws a combination. Logan Jr tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Assklown Jr throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Logan Jr on the side of the head.
Assklown Jr displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Logan Jr.
Assklown Jr is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Logan Jr looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr connects with the punch.
Logan Jr fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Assklown Jr to the ground. Logan Jr is now in Assklown Jr's guard.
Assklown Jr is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Logan Jr dives into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Assklown Jr is trying to improve his position.
Logan Jr passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Assklown Jr!
Logan Jr throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Assklown Jr tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Logan Jr unloads with some shots from mount but Assklown Jr bucks and avoids them well.
Logan Jr is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Logan Jr trying to control but he's not successful this time.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Logan Jr tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Assklown Jr is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Logan Jr misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Logan Jr controlling from the full mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Benji Assklown Jr dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
A decent looking cross lands there for Assklown Jr.
Logan Jr shoots in looking for a takedown but Assklown Jr manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Logan Jr's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Logan Jr misses with a body shot.
Assklown Jr wants to counter the offense by Logan Jr and move into the clinch position.
Assklown Jr has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Assklown Jr pushes Logan Jr up against the cage in a clinch.
Logan Jr blocks an uppercut.
Assklown Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.
Assklown Jr swings wildly with an uppercut but Logan Jr uses good head movement to avoid it.
Assklown Jr lands a hook that snaps the head of Logan Jr backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Logan Jr can't get the takedown.
Assklown Jr scores with a nice hook to the head.
Logan Jr changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Assklown Jr fights it off and pushes away nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Carl Logan Jr. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Logan Jr ducks right into an uppercut from Assklown Jr.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Logan Jr throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Assklown Jr's waist but Assklown Jr gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Logan Jr off to one side.
Assklown Jr gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Logan Jr is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Logan Jr tries to pull guard but Assklown Jr forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Assklown Jr lands a left hand that snaps the head of Logan Jr backwards.
Logan Jr is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Assklown Jr is defending well.
Assklown Jr can't find room to land a body shot as Logan Jr controls the action.
Logan Jr tries to pull guard but Assklown Jr holds him up against the cage and eventually Logan Jr drops back down to his feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Logan Jr is trying to pull guard but Assklown Jr turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Logan Jr blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Logan Jr tries to pull guard but Assklown Jr holds him up against the cage and eventually Logan Jr drops back down to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Logan Jr goes for a takedown in the clinch but Assklown Jr prevents it.
Assklown Jr scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Assklown Jr working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Logan Jr has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Assklown Jr after a bit of a struggle.
A short right from Assklown Jr.
Logan Jr is trying to pull guard but Assklown Jr turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Assklown Jr on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Assklown Jr lands with a short shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Assklown Jr lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Assklown Jr swings wildly with an uppercut but Logan Jr uses good head movement to avoid it.
Logan Jr blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr throws a punch but it's blocked by Logan Jr.
Assklown Jr fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Assklown Jr throws a punch but it's blocked by Logan Jr.
Logan Jr escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Assklown Jr scores with a nice strike.
Assklown Jr has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Assklown Jr throws a combination. Logan Jr tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Logan Jr's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Assklown Jr connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Logan Jr scrambles back to his feet.
Assklown Jr lands a head shot.
Benji Assklown Jr seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Assklown Jr clinches with his opponent.
Logan Jr is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Assklown Jr to keep the fight standing.
Logan Jr wants a takedown.
Assklown Jr misses with a punch on the inside.
Assklown Jr working aggressively here.
Assklown Jr lands an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Assklown Jr wants to break the clinch but can't.
Assklown Jr stops a takedown attempt from Logan Jr.
Assklown Jr prevents a body shot from Logan Jr.
Assklown Jr fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Assklown Jr makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Assklown Jr scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Assklown Jr fails to land.
Assklown Jr swings wildly with an uppercut but Logan Jr uses good head movement to avoid it.
Logan Jr pulls guard effortlessly.
Logan Jr has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Assklown Jr can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Assklown Jr not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Benji Assklown Jr showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
A jab from Assklown Jr does it's job there.
Logan Jr shoots in looking for a takedown but Assklown Jr manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Logan Jr's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Nice shot by Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr scores with a decent looking hook.
Assklown Jr might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Logan Jr fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Assklown Jr has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Assklown Jr connects with a jab.
Logan Jr tries to move into range but Assklown Jr moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Logan Jr looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Assklown Jr lunges at Logan Jr with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Logan Jr's hand.
Assklown Jr looks to land a combination but Logan Jr avoids it well.
Nice cross by Assklown Jr.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Assklown Jr scores with a jab.
Logan Jr tries to clinch but Assklown Jr moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Assklown Jr moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Logan Jr takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Logan Jr throws a sloppy head kick and Assklown Jr moves out of range easily.
Assklown Jr wants to counter the offense by Logan Jr and move into the clinch position.
Logan Jr misses with a head kick.
Logan Jr takes one to the chin there.
Logan Jr fails to land with a series of punches.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Logan Jr doesn't manage to clinch there - Assklown Jr circles away.
Logan Jr lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Assklown Jr circles away quickly and effectively.
Assklown Jr stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Carl Logan Jr is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Logan Jr takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Assklown Jr stuffs the takedown.
Assklown Jr connects with a nice looking jab.
Logan Jr has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Assklown Jr scores with a shot to the body.
Logan Jr looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Assklown Jr fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Assklown Jr pushes Logan Jr up against the cage in a clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands with a light punch inside.
Benji Assklown Jr seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Assklown Jr lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Logan Jr backwards.
Logan Jr blocks an uppercut.
Assklown Jr has a couple of punches blocked by Logan Jr.
A right handed body shot lands from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr misses with a hook from the clinch.
Logan Jr blocks an uppercut.
Logan Jr blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Assklown Jr working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Assklown Jr fails to land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Logan Jr taking a breather.
Logan Jr has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Assklown Jr regains guard immediately.
Assklown Jr tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Logan Jr pushing down on Assklown Jr's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Benji Assklown Jr is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Logan Jr works his way into side control.
Assklown Jr is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Logan Jr is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Logan Jr misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Logan Jr content just to control the position here.
Logan Jr putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Logan Jr throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Logan Jr tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Logan Jr has control of Assklown Jr's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Assklown Jr regains control of the situation pretty easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee warns Assklown Jr that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Benji Assklown Jr comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Assklown Jr winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Benji Assklown Jr!
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