PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris Lancier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lancier comes into the arena with Hate Me Now blaring out of the sound system. Jong Un is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Aegukka. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Lancier
vs
Jong Un

182 cm
23
200 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

186 cm
22
207 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Great low kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Chris Lancier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kim Jong Un!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Steven Brown and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lancier blocks a jab.
Jab, jab by Jong Un - just one landing.
Lancier checks a leg kick nicely.
Lancier misses with a lunging right hand
and Jong Un cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lancier catches Jong Un with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jong Un takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Lancier wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jong Un lunges at Lancier with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lancier's hand.
Lancier staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jong Un swings for the body but Lancier moves out of range.
Kim Jong Un is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Lancier closes the distance and pushes Jong Un back into the cage.
Jong Un misses with some punches.
Jong Un lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Lancier swings wildly with an uppercut but Jong Un uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jong Un lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jong Un.
Jong Un fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from Jong Un.
Jong Un struggles to land a body shot inside as Lancier controls his hands.
Jong Un lands a hook that snaps the head of Lancier backwards.
Lancier misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Jong Un misses with a hook to the ribs.

Jong Un escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lancier misses with a low kick.
Jong Un swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Jong Un scores with the left hand. Lancier knows he should have avoided that one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jong Un scores with a jab to the head.
Lancier tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jong Un was well out of range. Poor timing from Lancier.
Jong Un scores with a punch to the head.
Lancier throws a body punch but Jong Un moves out of range.
Jong Un throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lancier sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lancier changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jong Un feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lancier's calf.
Lancier closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Lancier with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jong Un to score with a decent uppercut.
Lancier uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jong Un.
Jong Un throws a big shot that misses.
Lancier is looking to counter punch.
Lancier tries to clinch but Jong Un moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Jong Un misses the target.
Jong Un tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Horrible takedown attempt by Lancier or perhaps it was just good defense by Jong Un, which made it look bad.
Lancier throws a leg kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Lancier gets tackled into the cage by Jong Un. Jong Un maintains the clinch.
Lancier is looking to control Jong Un's arms but Jong Un gets an underhook and turns him. Now Lancier has his back to the cage.
Jong Un misses with a punch on the inside.
Lancier tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jong Un misses with a punch to the body.
Lancier slows down the pace here.
Jong Un misses with the head strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lancier fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lancier tries to work over Jong Un's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short uppercut from Jong Un.
Lancier misses with a punch on the inside.
Jong Un is working Lancier over against the cage.
Lancier swings wildly with an uppercut but Jong Un uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kim Jong Un dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Lancier throws a lazy uppercut
and Jong Un counters with an inside leg kick.
Lancier shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jong Un connects with a single shot there.
Jong Un uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Lancier has time to react.
Jong Un fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lancier on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Lancier stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jong Un.
Jong Un lands a lovely overhand right.

Lancier is rocked!
Lancier fails with a takedown attempt.
A telegraphed right hand from Jong Un misses the target.

Jong Un cracks Lancier with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Lancier looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Jong Un finish him?
Oh Lancier is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lancier darts in and clinches Jong Un up against the cage.
Lancier seems to have got his legs back now.
Lancier tries a body shot but Jong Un blocks it.
Lancier stalls.

Jong Un escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lancier throws a jab but it's blocked by Jong Un.
Lancier attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Jong Un's corner calls for a 1-2. Jong Un obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jong Un checks the leg kick.
Jong Un drops Lancier with a big left hand! Lancier is injured, injured bad! Jong Un jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kim Jong Un!
Kim Jong Un made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'El Supremo was looking forward to that for a long time.'.