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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Moe Lester (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poop Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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255 lbs
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265 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
Good chin |
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Basic striking
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Moe Lester!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Poop Face!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Face closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Face lands a nice uppercut.
Lester is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Face is working Lester over against the cage.
Lester pulls Face into guard.
Lester on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Lester tries to get out of the position.
Face won't allow Lester to sweep him here.
Lester throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Face stays in close to Lester's body and controls the position.
Lester is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Lester is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Face scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lester doesn't seem bothered though.
Face avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lester lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Face circles away quickly and effectively.
Face tries to counter by closing the distance.
Lester shoots for a double leg takedown but Face sprawls well. He's pushed Lester's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Lester dives in and grabs Face's left leg, looking for a takedown. Face pushes down on Lester's head and hops out.
Face lands a head shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lester throws a left and a right that both miss
and Face counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lester is breathing heavily.
Face bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Lester's head backwards.
Face clinches with his opponent.
Face scores with a shot to the side of Lester's head.
Good body shot from Face.
Face lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lester backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A right handed body shot lands from Face.
Nice body punch from Face.
A nice left hand lands by Face.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Face creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from Face.
Face lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lester backwards.
Face pushes Lester back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Face working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Face lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Face lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Lester or not.
Face scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Face lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short right from Face on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Face.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face digs a right hand into Lester's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lester's gas tank.
A short uppercut from Face.
Face lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lester backwards.
Good body shot from Face.
Face scores with a shoulder strike.
Face stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A shot in the inside from Face.
Face lands a shot to the body.
Face scores with a hook to the body.
Nice body punch from Face - that landed with a thud.
Face works on Lester's body with a couple of short punches.
Face makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Face lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Face scores with a shot to the side of Lester's head.
Face softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Face lands a body shot.
A hook to the body from Face.
Face lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lester backwards.
Face scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Face lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lester backwards.
Face lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Lester or not.
Face lands an uppercut.
Face lands a shoulder strike.
Face lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Lester is rocked!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Face creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Oh Lester is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A short right from Face.
Lester struggles to land a body shot inside as Face controls his hands.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Face creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Face scores with a shoulder strike.
Face lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Face.
Face scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Face cracks Lester with a nice body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Face throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lesters head.
Face lands an uppercut.
Face scores with a shot to the side of Lester's head.
Face dips a shoulder and cracks Lester with a mighty uppercut! Lester falls back against the cage and Face unloads with a barrage of strikes! Lester is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Face screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Poop Face!
Poop Face seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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