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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between St Petersburg Strangler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Toenail Fungus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Strangler comes to the cage accompanied by Let Me Through by The Dead Weather. Fungus has chosen Freak Like Me-Halestorm as his entrance music. Toenail Fungus has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with St Petersburg Strangler's chin.
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150 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
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173 cm
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150 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, St Petersburg Strangler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Toenail Fungus!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Strangler scores with a jab to the body.
Fungus takes one on the chin but seems OK.
It looks like Toenail Fungus has been cut.
Fungus walks into a jab.
Strangler misses with a low kick as Fungus jumps back.
Strangler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fungus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fungus tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Strangler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Strangler is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Strangler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Strangler cracks Fungus with an open hand slap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fungus throws a head kick that misses
and Strangler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fungus is rocked!
Strangler throws a shot to the body.
St Petersburg Strangler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fungus fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Strangler avoids it really well and circles away.
Strangler sends Fungus crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Strangler is motioning to the referee to let Fungus up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Fungus is still on wobbly legs! Can Strangler finish him?
St Petersburg Strangler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fungus is aggressively charging in as Strangler backs up avoiding any damage. Strangler tosses out a jab and Fungus runs right into it face first! Fungus is out cold! Strangler dropped down on all fours and is barking in Fungus's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). St Petersburg Strangler!
Our winner, St Petersburg Strangler, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Toenail Fungus was interviewed post fight and said 'I wonder how much he paid the ref?'.
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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