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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Horse Testacles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lorenzo Matterhorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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280 lbs
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280 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Horse Testacles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lorenzo Matterhorn!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Marco Blurström and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Matterhorn lands a nice shot that snaps Testacles's head back.
It looks like Horse Testacles has been cut.
Matterhorn looks to land a combination but Testacles avoids it well.
Matterhorn fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Testacles will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Nice body punch from Matterhorn.
Testacles is breathing heavily.
Testacles takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Matterhorn displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Testacles.
Matterhorn scores with a nice strike.
Matterhorn cracks Testacles with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Matterhorn has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Testacles to stand back up!
Testacles is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Matterhorn has Testacles up against the cage in a clinch.
Oh Testacles is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Matterhorn breaks the clinch.
Matterhorn drives through and clinches with Testacles against the cage.
Testacles seems to have got his legs back now.
Matterhorn lands a left hand that snaps the head of Testacles backwards.
Horse Testacles's cut is getting worse.
Matterhorn's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice body punch from Matterhorn.
Matterhorn jabs at Testacles's body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Matterhorn thuds a left hand into Testacles's body.
Matterhorn feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Testacles sprawling to the canvas! Testacles rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Matterhorn finish him?!
Matterhorn stuns Testacles with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Matterhorn has closed the distance and engaged Testacles in a clinch.
Matterhorn lands a shoulder strike.
Horse Testacles's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Matterhorn creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Testacles's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Testacles drops to his knees and Matterhorn pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lorenzo Matterhorn!
Post fight, Lorenzo Matterhorn took to the microphone: 'I knew coming into this fight I was gonna win. I mean, look at my opponent, he's a friggin' totty!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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