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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Monkey Business (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha comes to the cage accompanied by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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37
300 lbs
39 - 22 - 0 |
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25
300 lbs
17 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
39 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Monkey Business!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Seu Braga and Paulo Santos.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Business takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wha drives through and clinches with Business against the cage.
Wha lands a knee to the body.
Wha lands with a short shot to the head.
Wha leaning his opponent against the cage.
Wha connects with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wha.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section. Business lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Business looks winded!
Wha landing knees to the body.
Wha avoiding damage.
Business is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wha slowing the pace effectively.
Wha scores with a knee to the head.
It looks like Monkey Business has been cut.
Business is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Wha pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wha crunches a lovely knee into Business's ribcage.
Wha lands with a left to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from Wha.
Business tries for a takedown. No joy.
Bleh Wha has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Monkey Business.
Business wants a takedown but no success here.
Wha is struggling to control the position.
Wha is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Wha taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Wha works on Business's body with a couple of short punches.
Wha scores with a knee to the head.
Wha displaying some good clinch control by pressing Business up against the cage.
Wha lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Wha.
Our sources have told us that Wha has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Business is looking to take this one to the mat.
Knees to the body from Wha.
Wha lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wha pushes Business back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wha is working Business over against the cage.
Wha lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Business backwards.
Wha working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section. Business lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wha.
Wha slowing the pace effectively.
A bit of stalling here from Wha.
Wha gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Wha is working Business over against the cage.
Wha's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha stalls.
A shot in the inside from Wha.
Business has Wha pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Wha manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Wha with a knee to the head.
Wha scores a nice knee to the body.
Wha is pushing Business up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Business letting Wha take a breather here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bleh Wha.
Wha rushes Business and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Wha landing knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wha cracks Business with a nice body shot.
Wha stalling against the cage.
Business's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wha stalling in the clinch.
Wha taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Wha crunches a lovely knee into Business's ribcage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wha lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wha scores with a shot to the side of Business's head.
Wha presses Business against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Wha connects with a nasty looking knee right to Business's face.
Wha landing knees to the body.
Wha stalls.
Wha lands a body shot in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bleh Wha dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Monkey Business's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Wha moves into the clinch.
Wha has Business pressed against the cage.
Business is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Wha gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
The referee is keeping an eye on Wha - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Wha lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wha obliges.
Wha displaying some good clinch control by pressing Business up against the cage.
Bleh Wha has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wha has Business pushed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wha lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Business backwards.
Knees to the body from Wha.
Business is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Wha.
A right handed body shot lands from Wha.
Wha prevents a takedown attempt there.
Wha's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Wha lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wha prevents the takedown attempt.
Bleh Wha has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Monkey Business.
Business is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Wha pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Wha pushes Business back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wha is pushing Business up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Wha is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha landing knees to the body.
Good body shot from Wha.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A nice left hand lands by Wha.
Wha leaning his opponent against the cage.
Business wants a takedown.
Wha dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Wha displaying some good clinch control by pressing Business up against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Bleh Wha.
Wha instigates a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Business drags the fight down to the ground.
Wha is in close to Business's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Wha sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Wha trying to control but Business is working from the bottom.
Business is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Wha is aware though and is defending well.
Wha knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Business on the ground.
Wha trying to control the position from guard on top but Business is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Business is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Business keeping moving, preventing Wha from controlling successfully.
Wha has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Business looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Business looking for a sweep. Not yet Business, not yet.
Business is trying to control the position but Wha postures up.
Business escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Wha gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Wha's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Business looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Wha decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bleh Wha dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Monkey Business's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Wha closes the distance and clinches.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wha lands a body punch.
Wha throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Wha is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wha connects with a nasty looking knee right to Business's face.
Wha lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Business.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wha will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Business up against the cage.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section. Business lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wha gets through Business's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Business takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wha stalling.
Wha with a knee to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wha.
A left hand lands to the body for Wha.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wha.
Wha lands a knee to the body.
Wha slowing the pace effectively.
Wha effectively controlling the action here.
Wha seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Business tries for a takedown but Wha manages to get underhooks.
Wha lands a nice knee to the body.
Wha has Business pressed against the cage.
Wha content to slow the pace in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha gets underhooks to prevent Business's takedown attempt.
Wha lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wha lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wha lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
That has opened up Monkey Business's cut even more.
Knees to the body from Wha.
Business has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Wha avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Bleh Wha has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Monkey Business.
Wha lands with a right to the head.
Wha will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Business up against the cage.
Wha is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wha working the clinch nicely. Business is working for position but Wha cracks him with a big knee to the head! Business crumples up against the cage and Wha lands two more shots before the ref can save Business! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Bleh Wha!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Bleh Wha made sure he mentioned Spartan Nutrition , along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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