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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kalevi Katainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lorenzo Matterhorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Katainen comes to the cage accompanied by Aronchupa - I'm an albatraoz. Kalevi Katainen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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232 lbs
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280 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalevi Katainen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lorenzo Matterhorn!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Matterhorn jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Katainen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Matterhorn scores with a hook to the body. Katainen takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Matterhorn lands a left and a right that send Katainen crashing to the mat, dazed. Matterhorn thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Katainen is rocked!
It looks like Kalevi Katainen has been cut.
Matterhorn flashes Katainen a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Katainen's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Katainen crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Matterhorn punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lorenzo Matterhorn!
As Lorenzo Matterhorn got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I knew coming into this fight I was gonna win. I mean, look at my opponent, he's a friggin' totty!'.
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