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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Honeybottom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Furry Monster Truck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bruce Honeybottom is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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250 lbs
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270 lbs
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Good wrestling
Counter fighter
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bruce Honeybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Furry Monster Truck!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Paulo Santos and Daniel Cesar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Honeybottom misses with a combination
and Monster Truck decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Honeybottom's guard.
Honeybottom on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Honeybottom tries to get out of the position.
Honeybottom wants to stand up but Monster Truck is controlling him.
Honeybottom trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Honeybottom is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Honeybottom with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Honeybottom's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Honeybottom is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Monster Truck is just riding it out for now. Honeybottom eventually gives up the hold.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Honeybottom is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Honeybottom is looking to stand up but he'll have to free his leg first. Instead, Monster Truck manages to get to full guard.
Honeybottom has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Honeybottom trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Monster Truck working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Honeybottom.
Honeybottom trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Honeybottom looking to sit in guard and control but Monster Truck gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Honeybottom wants to sweep but no luck.
Honeybottom looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Monster Truck puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Honeybottom is looking to improve his position.
Honeybottom looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Monster Truck pushes past his half guard into mount!
Honeybottom is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Honeybottom looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
Honeybottom trying to control the hands but Monster Truck breaks the grip.
Honeybottom tries to escape but Monster Truck has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Monster Truck gets his hands free as Honeybottom looks to control.
Honeybottom is trying to break free.
Honeybottom is working hard here to advance position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Honeybottom trying to control but not successfully.
Honeybottom is trying to get back to his feet but Monster Truck has full control of the position and if anything, Honeybottom has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Honeybottom tries to roll but Monster Truck sticks to his back.
Good control from Monster Truck.
Monster Truck keeps control of the position as Honeybottom tries to break free.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Furry Monster Truck dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Honeybottom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Monster Truck was well out of range. Poor timing from Honeybottom.
Monster Truck ducks under a wild hook from Honeybottom.
Monster Truck uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Honeybottom.
Monster Truck uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Honeybottom.
Honeybottom missing with a left hand there. Monster Truck was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Monster Truck changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Honeybottom throws a jab when Monster Truck was well out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Honeybottom is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Monster Truck has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Honeybottom forces Monster Truck back against the cage and clinches.
Honeybottom lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Honeybottom manages to break the clinch.
Monster Truck ducks under a wild hook from Honeybottom.
And Monster Truck tries to counter it with a takedown but Honeybottom pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Honeybottom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Monster Truck.
Honeybottom scores with a nice head shot.
Monster Truck takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A swing and a miss from Honeybottom.
Monster Truck changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Honeybottom swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Monster Truck is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Monster Truck bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Monster Truck feints the counter takedown.
Honeybottom has taken the fight to the clinch.
Honeybottom pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The fighters circling - Honeybottom throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Monster Truck drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Honeybottom defends it well.
Honeybottom looks to throw the jab but Monster Truck is out of range.
Honeybottom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Monster Truck.
Honeybottom throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Monster Truck with the counter takedown but Honeybottom avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Honeybottom tries to clinch but Monster Truck is having none of it.
Honeybottom thows a left - swing and a miss!
Honeybottom throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Honeybottom moves into range and clinches up with Monster Truck.
Monster Truck drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Honeybottom gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Honeybottom working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Monster Truck can't get the takedown.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Honeybottom breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Monster Truck avoids the body shot from Honeybottom.
A swing and a miss from Honeybottom.
Monster Truck is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Honeybottom pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Honeybottom throws a looping overhand right but Monster Truck ducks down to avoid it.
Monster Truck with the counter takedown but Honeybottom avoids it easily.
Honeybottom misses with a hook.
Monster Truck tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Bruce Honeybottom is winning the standup battle so far.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A swing and a miss from Honeybottom.
Monster Truck ducks under a wild hook from Honeybottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bruce Honeybottom dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Honeybottom cracks Monster Truck with a right hand to the side of the head.
Honeybottom misses with a wild body shot.
Monster Truck moves away from the strike by Honeybottom.
Monster Truck is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Honeybottom rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Monster Truck counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Monster Truck.
Honeybottom is looking to stand back up but Monster Truck counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Honeybottom.
Honeybottom wants to get back to his feet.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Honeybottom here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Honeybottom tries to get to full guard but Monster Truck has control of the leg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Honeybottom is trying to control but Monster Truck manages to pass to mount!
Honeybottom is trying desperately to improve position.
Honeybottom is trying to reverse the position but instead Monster Truck has taken his back - oops!
Honeybottom manages to escape to his feet.
Bruce Honeybottom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Honeybottom tries to clinch but Monster Truck is having none of it.
Monster Truck slips a straight right by Honeybottom.
Monster Truck changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Honeybottom throws a half hearted mid kick.
Monster Truck tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Honeybottom throws out a loose jab but Monster Truck uses good head movement to avoid it.
Monster Truck with the counter takedown but Honeybottom avoids it easily.
Honeybottom loads up on a big right hand but Monster Truck slips the punch.
Honeybottom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Monster Truck.
And Monster Truck tries to counter it with a takedown but Honeybottom pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Honeybottom swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And Monster Truck tries to counter it with a takedown but Honeybottom pushes his down on his head and steps out.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A shot in the inside from Honeybottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Honeybottom breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Honeybottom tries to clinch but Monster Truck is having none of it.
Honeybottom fails with an attempt to clinch.
Monster Truck takes one to the chin there.
Honeybottom throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Monster Truck sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Monster Truck drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Honeybottom defends it well.
Furry Monster Truck is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The fight stays on the outside here - Honeybottom looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Monster Truck drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Honeybottom defends it well.
Honeybottom fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Honeybottom takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Honeybottom misses with a short punch on the inside.
Honeybottom scores with a nice hook to the head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Honeybottom manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Monster Truck takes a shot to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bruce Honeybottom showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Honeybottom has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 29:27
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 29:27
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 29:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bruce Honeybottom!
A relieved looking Bruce Honeybottom thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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