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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mamed Khalidov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Khalidov comes to the cage accompanied by Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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241 lbs
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270 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mamed Khalidov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Jorge Garcia and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Khalidov blocks a head kick by Bloonkers.
Khalidov drives through and clinches with Bloonkers against the cage.
Khalidov is pressed up against the cage. Bloonkers has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Khalidov down to the mat. Khalidov avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Khalidov throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bloonkers defending well as Khalidov loads up on a big left hand.
Khalidov catches Bloonkers with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
Bloonkers tries to bum rush Khalidov with a series of wild strikes but Khalidov uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Khalidov darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Khalidov lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Khalidov drops his shoulder and cracks Bloonkers with a huge uppercut! Bloonkers goes down! Can Khalidov finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Khalidov stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Khalidov fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bloonkers checks it well.
Bloonkers takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bloonkers is rocked!
Khalidov ducks under a wild hook from Bloonkers.
Bloonkers is still on wobbly legs! Can Khalidov finish him?
Bloonkers leaves his chin hanging out and Khalidov seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Bloonkers crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mamed Khalidov!
Mamed Khalidov managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Mohito Fightwear, into his post fight interview.
Barbie Bloonkers spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm gay.'.
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hype
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pop
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