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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Erkki Elastinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Elastinen might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Cascada - Dangerous. Abe has chosen Uncle Sam Goddamn as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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160 cm
44
148 lbs
34 - 32 - 1 |
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200 cm
39
283 lbs
31 - 25 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
34 - 32 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Erkki Elastinen! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
31 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Earnest Abe! The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Micheangelo Fripello and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Elastinen gets tackled into the cage by Abe. Abe maintains the clinch. The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Elastinen takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. Nice body punch from Abe - that landed with a thud.
Elastinen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Elastinen drops down looking for an ankle pick but Abe pulls his leg out and moves away.
Abe ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Elastinen moves away. Elastinen blocks a head kick by Abe.
Elastinen feinted with a counter takedown. Abe feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Elastinen sprawling to the canvas! Elastinen rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Abe finish him?!
Elastinen is rocked!
It looks like Erkki Elastinen has been cut. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Abe clinches up against the cage. Oh Elastinen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Abe swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Elastinen drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Abe gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Elastinen wants a takedown.
Elastinen seems to have got his legs back now. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Erkki Elastinen. That's going to take a lot out of him. Abe lands a body punch. Elastinen is breathing heavily. Abe drops Elastinen onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Elastinen is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet! Abe creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Elastinen with a big uppercut! Elastinen tries to clinch up but Abe pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Elastinen to the mat! Elastinen covers up and Abe unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Earnest Abe! During a confident post fight interview, Earnest Abe thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
98% |
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