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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Bobson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and bitchface cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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150 cm
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300 lbs
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225 cm
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300 lbs
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Dangerous GnP
Counter striker
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Dangerous GnP
Great elbows
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, John Bobson! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, bitchface cock! The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Steven Brown and Richard Clark.
 The bell rings for round one and we are underway! cock looks for a takedown but Bobson sprawls well.
Bobson looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard. Bobson performing his best blanket impression for a moment. Bobson works his way into side control. Sloppy strikes there by Bobson.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Bobson misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Bobson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Bobson is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt cock will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already. cock really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bobson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Bobson postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
cock is trying to escape and get back to his feet. Bobson throwing shots but missing, from side control. Bobson controls the position.
Bobson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, cock has escaped the position, nice work there.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Bobson fails to land a wild elbow strike.
cock prevents Bobson from moving into mount. Bobson sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but cock is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
cock avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Bobson. Bobson is chipping away with strikes.
Bobson trying to control the action but cock is working from the bottom.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. Bobson tries to score with some ground and pound. cock controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Bobson is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but cock is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. Bobson is breathing heavily. cock is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Bobson asserts his dominance and retains side control. cock is not in a great position here, taking some shots. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Bobson is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down cock's shoulder. That is not cool. Bobson trying to control the position but cock is working away. The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult. Bobson throwing shots but missing, from side control. Bobson cracks cock with an elbow. That is naaassty. cock is not content to let Bobson control the position.
Bobson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
John Bobson dominated that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
cock shoots and misses
and Bobson counters with a takedown into side control. cock stops Bobson from passing to mount. Bobson with the ground and pound but cock regains half guard under the barage of strikes. The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Bobson trying to control from half guard but cock is working away.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Bobson thows a huge punch but cock dodges it nicely.
cock wants to get back to his feet.
Bobson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bobson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
cock is trying to stand back up but Bobson is controlling him
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless. Bobson wants to pass to mount but cock is defending the position.
Bobson is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. cock doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Bobson. Bobson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. cock is trying to stand.
Bobson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Bobson is pressing down on cock's thigh, looking to free his foot. cock is holding on for now.
Bobson is trying a forearm choke� I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Bobson stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so. cock doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Bobson counters with a single leg into guard. cock didn't expect that. And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
John Bobson dominated that second round. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
cock keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bobson.
Bobson scores a takedown into full mount! cock is squirming around, avoiding Bobson's attempts to control the action. cock is not a happy chappy� he wants out of there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
 That's one minute gone in the round. Bobson takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though. Bobson landing strikes from the mount. Bobson trying to control but he's not successful this time. Bobson throwing strikes here but cock is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
 That's two minutes gone in the round. Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bobson goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now cock is on top in guard.
cock preventing the sweep.
Bobson kicks cock off and gets to his feet. cock gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bobson counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Bobson.
 That's three minutes gone in the round. cock can't keep his opponent in guard - Bobson advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. Bobson uses his free foot to push down on cock's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for cock. Bobson is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. cock can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
 That's four minutes gone in the round. Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it. Poor strikes thrown by Bobson there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Bobson looking for a guillotine from mount but cock is having none of it. John Bobson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. cock holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Bobson tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bobson looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
And that's the end of the fight! John Bobson showed his dominance in that final round. Well Bobson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27 Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27 Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Bobson!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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