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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pike Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and D Z Canon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fight for your right to Party. Canon is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Break Stuff. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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145 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
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140 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pike Biscuits !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, D Z Canon!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Bruno Hogan and Darius Henderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the liver by Biscuits . Beautiful body shot.
Canon showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Biscuits .
Canon moves out of range of the leg kick from Biscuits .
A little jabbing left from Canon on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Biscuits thows a left - swing and a miss!
Some bone on bone action there as Canon checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A countering left hand to the body from Canon misses.
Biscuits missing with a left hand there. Canon was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Canon throws a series of punches but Biscuits avoids them all with ease.
Biscuits pushes Canon up against the cage in a clinch.
Biscuits misses with a knee to the head.
Biscuits misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Canon lands a good knee to the midsection. Biscuits won't want to take too many of those.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Canon blocks an elbow strike from Biscuits .
Canon dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Biscuits misses with an elbow over the top.
Biscuits missing with knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuits throws a punch but it's blocked by Canon.
Canon stalling.
Canon escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Canon avoids the body shot from Biscuits .
Canon showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Biscuits .
Biscuits misses with a low kick.
Canon connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Biscuits lands a nice looking body shot.
Pike Biscuits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Biscuits takes the fight into the clinch.
Biscuits has a couple of punches blocked by Canon.
Canon wants to stall.
A head punch on the inside from Biscuits fails to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canon misses with a knee to the head.
I was talking to Biscuits 's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Biscuits throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Biscuits tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Canon.
Biscuits lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Canon breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Canon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Canon is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Biscuits .
Canon throws a nice looking combination but Biscuits bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Canon takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Biscuits moves into the clinch successfully.
Canon looking to throw knees to the head but Biscuits is blocking nicely.
Canon manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Biscuits is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Canon to keep the fight standing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canon stalling the fight.
Biscuits pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Biscuits tries to land a knee to the head but Canon blocks with his arms.
Biscuits jumps guard but Canon turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Canon prevents a body shot from Biscuits .
Canon is struggling to control the position.
Canon blocks an elbow strike.
Biscuits being controlled against the cage.
Biscuits throws an elbow that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Canon lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Canon lands a right hand.
Biscuits lands an elbow that stopped Canon in his tracks for a moment.
Biscuits is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pike Biscuits . That's going to take a lot out of him.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Biscuits .
Canon is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Canon just leaning against Biscuits , taking a breather.
Canon prevents the takedown attempt.
Canon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Canon misses with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Canon.
Biscuits pushes Canon back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pike Biscuits dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Biscuits .
Canon ducks under a wild hook from Biscuits .
Biscuits slips a jab and a cross from Canon.
Biscuits throws the left hand but Canon avoids the punch easily.
A little jabbing left from Canon on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Pike Biscuits is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Biscuits misses with a double jab
enabling Canon to counter with a crisp jab.
Canon throws a hook but Biscuits blocks it.
Biscuits appears to be looking for a big counter.
Biscuits throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biscuits throws a right and a left that both miss.
Canon misses with an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slow jab from Canon misses its intended target.
Biscuits misses with a leg kick
letting Canon counter with a right hand.
Biscuits is rocked!
Canon takes one to the chin there.
Oh Biscuits is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Biscuits misses with a hook to the body
and Canon rattles Biscuits with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Biscuits tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Canon dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Biscuits stiff and motionless on the mat!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). D Z Canon! D Z Canon retains his bantamweight title!
A relieved looking D Z Canon thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Pike Biscuits was interviewed post fight and said 'I lost, but we can still party at my place after the show'.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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