PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jaakko Parantainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fatu Tua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parantainen comes into the arena with Carol of the Bells - Trans-Siberian Orchestra blaring out of the sound system. Tua comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Freak on a Leash by Korn kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Parantainen
vs
Tua

194 cm
38
290 lbs
30 - 18 - 1

184 cm
38
269 lbs
38 - 28 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jaakko Parantainen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fatu Tua!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Gregory Folan and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parantainen shoots in for a takedown but Tua shows good takedown defense.
Parantainen missing with a left hand there. Tua was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tua stuffs the takedown.
Parantainen fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jaakko Parantainen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tua lands a lovely overhand right.

It looks like Jaakko Parantainen has been cut.
Tua's jab looks to have found its range, popping Parantainen under the eye.
Tua lands a jab to Parantainen's midsection.
A shot to the liver by Tua. Beautiful body shot.
Parantainen is breathing heavily.
Tua scores with a crisp jab that stopped Parantainen in his tracks.
Parantainen tries to move into range but Tua moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

Parantainen is rocked!
Parantainen backs away from a small jab... but Tua lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Parantainen crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Tua with a spectacular finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Fatu Tua!
A very excited looking Fatu Tua rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.