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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kyle Broflovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Benji Assklown Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kyle Broflovsky looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.
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300 lbs
2 - 5 - 0 |
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289 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kyle Broflovsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Benji Assklown Jr!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Assklown Jr ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Broflovsky moves away.
Broflovsky throwing a counter right hand but Assklown Jr manages to avoid it.
Assklown Jr moves into the clinch.
Assklown Jr lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Broflovsky wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Assklown Jr has him pressed against the cage.
Assklown Jr makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Assklown Jr throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Broflovskys head.
Assklown Jr lands a nice uppercut.
Assklown Jr scores with a nice hook to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Assklown Jr can't find room to land a body shot as Broflovsky controls the action.
Broflovsky's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Assklown Jr is working Broflovsky over against the cage.
Broflovsky is breathing heavily.
Assklown Jr digs a right hand underneath Broflovsky's ribcage. Broflovsky let out a lung full of air as it connected.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Assklown Jr.
Assklown Jr lands a body shot.
Assklown Jr lands a nice uppercut.
Broflovsky is rocked!
Assklown Jr presses Broflovsky against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Oh Broflovsky is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Assklown Jr creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Broflovsky's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Broflovsky drops to his knees and Assklown Jr pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Benji Assklown Jr!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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