PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bud Macintosh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge has chosen Litte Things - One Direction as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Macintosh
vs
To Spooge

192 cm
46
212 lbs
35 - 31 - 4

185 cm
28
219 lbs
13 - 10 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 31 - 4, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bud Macintosh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Thiago Cunha and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spooge closes the distance looking to clinch

and Macintosh counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

Spooge manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Macintosh keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Macintosh avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.
Macintosh on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Macintosh changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Spooge fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Spooge moves into range and clinches up with Macintosh.
Spooge digs a right hand into Macintosh's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Macintosh's gas tank.
Macintosh wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Macintosh pulls guard effortlessly.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Macintosh has a closed guard, preventing Spooge from standing up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge stopping the sweep attempt from Macintosh.
Spooge wants to stand but Macintosh has a closed guard, so he can't escape.

Spooge gets to his feet. Macintosh looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Spooge misses with a low kick as Macintosh jumps back.
Macintosh appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Macintosh chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spooge can pounce on him.
Macintosh avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
It looked like Macintosh wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Spooge moves in looking to clinch but Macintosh pushes him off.
Macintosh checks the leg kick nicely there.
Spooge throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Macintosh half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Spooge looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Spooge clinches up against the cage.
Macintosh tries for a takedown but Spooge manages to get underhooks.
Macintosh jumps guard but Spooge turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bud Macintosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Spooge manages to break the clinch.
Spooge fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Macintosh.
Macintosh tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The fight stays on the outside here - Spooge looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Macintosh changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Spooge misses with a low kick as Macintosh jumps back.
A leg kick checked by Macintosh.
Macintosh feinted with a counter takedown.

Spooge closes the distance and pushes Macintosh back into the cage.
Macintosh tries to pull guard but Spooge forces him back to his feet, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Macintosh misses with an elbow strike.
Macintosh is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Spooge to keep the fight standing.
Macintosh goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Spooge escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Spooge looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

Spooge forces Macintosh back against the cage and clinches.
Spooge lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Spooge breaks from the clinch.
Spooge tries to clinch but Macintosh moves out of range.
Spooge connects with a leg kick. Macintosh looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Spooge lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

Spooge has closed the distance and engaged Macintosh in a clinch.

Spooge's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Spooge instigates a clinch.
Spooge doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Macintosh fails to pull guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Macintosh tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Spooge breaks the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spooge changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Loves To Spooge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Macintosh has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Spooge is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Spooge throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Macintosh tries to pull guard but Spooge won't allow it.
Macintosh drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Spooge gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Macintosh avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.

Spooge breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Macintosh shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Spooge as he jumps to the side.
Spooge misses the shot to the body.
A good leg kick by Spooge.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Spooge misses with a hook

and Macintosh counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Macintosh.
Spooge wants to stand and escape but Macintosh is having none of it.
Loves To Spooge has got the better of the ground game so far.

Spooge scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Spooge scores with a hook to the body. Macintosh takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
An inside leg kick lands from Spooge.
The fighters circle momentarily. Spooge darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Spooge.
Spooge throws a leg kick which misses Macintosh's front leg but catches the back leg as Macintosh tries to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spooge tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Macintosh is looking for a counter combo.

Spooge fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Macintosh, pushing him back against the cage.
Macintosh changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Spooge fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Spooge lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge wants to land a leg kick but Macintosh is out of range.
Spooge throws a leg kick
and Macintosh counters with a stiff right hand.
Macintosh keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spooge motions for Macintosh to come forward. Spooge throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Macintosh looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Spooge is fending him off so far but Macintosh persists. Nope, Spooge circles away and we're back to standing.
Spooge tries to score with a low kick but Macintosh moves his leg out of the way.
Macintosh swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Spooge misses with a leg kick

and Macintosh counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

Spooge kicks off Macintosh and gets to his feet.
Spooge doesn't manage to clinch there - Macintosh circles away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spooge tries to clinch up
and Macintosh counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Spooge shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Macintosh drops down looking for a counter takedown but Spooge sprawls and moves away.
Horrible takedown attempt by Macintosh or perhaps it was just good defense by Spooge, which made it look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bud Macintosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spooge cracks the inside of Macintosh's front leg.
Spooge fails in his attempt to clinch.

Spooge drives through and clinches with Macintosh against the cage.
Macintosh blocks a body shot from Spooge.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Macintosh goes for a takedown in the clinch but Spooge prevents it.
Macintosh tries to throw a body punch but Spooge avoids it by throwing Macintosh back against the cage.
Macintosh looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Macintosh is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Spooge is defending well.
Spooge stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Macintosh tries to pull guard but Spooge won't allow it.
Macintosh is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Spooge scores with a knee to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Spooge unloads a knee to the mid-section. Macintosh lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Spooge unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Spooge lands a body punch.
Spooge landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

Spooge breaks from the clinch.
Spooge throws a hook to the side of Macintosh's head but Macintosh sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Loves To Spooge is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spooge lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Spooge buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

Spooge has Macintosh up against the cage in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Spooge breaks the clinch.
Spooge is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Spooge will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Spooge throws a low kick but Macintosh moves out of range easily.
Spooge tries to clinch but Macintosh is having none of it.
Spooge scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Spooge throws a leg kick

and Macintosh counters with a single leg into guard. Spooge didn't expect that.
Spooge is wriggling around but Macintosh manages to pass to half guard.
Spooge has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Macintosh is pressing down on Spooge's thigh, looking to free his foot. Spooge is holding on for now.

Spooge makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Ouch! a nice leg kick from Spooge, right into the meat.
Spooge thows a leg kick but Macintosh checks it

and Macintosh counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Macintosh.
Spooge wants to stand and escape but Macintosh is having none of it.
Macintosh pushing down on Spooge's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Spooge is trying to stand.
Macintosh trying to pass the guard but Spooge defending well.
Spooge wants to get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Macintosh tries to pass to full mount but Spooge defends it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Spooge has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Macintosh is on him like a limpet, forcing Spooge back against the cage.
Macintosh's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
A right hand to the body from Spooge.
Spooge is defending well against a takedown attempt.

Spooge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Macintosh checks a low kick from Spooge.
A little feinted left hand from Macintosh on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Spooge wants to slow Macintosh down by chopping away at his legs.
A little feinted left hand from Macintosh on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Spooge attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Spooge.

Macintosh decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

Spooge kicks off Macintosh and gets to his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spooge feints and then cracks Macintosh's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Macintosh down.
Bud Macintosh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Macintosh has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spooge.
Macintosh has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spooge.
Loves To Spooge seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Macintosh tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Spooge defends well and Macintosh ends up having to push Spooge into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Macintosh changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Spooge tries to avoid it but Macintosh manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Spooge to the ground. Spooge escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bud Macintosh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Macintosh chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spooge can pounce on him.
Spooge finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Spooge moves in looking to clinch but Macintosh pushes him off.
A nice leg kick lands there from Spooge.
A chopping leg kick lands by Spooge.
A bone on bone clash there as Macintosh blocks the leg kick.
Macintosh drops down looking for a counter takedown but Spooge sprawls and moves away.
Spooge cracks the inside of Macintosh's front leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Spooge misses.
Spooge lands a nice leg kick that just misses Macintosh's sensitive parts.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Macintosh appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Spooge lands a leg kick that knocks Macintosh off balance momentarily.
Spooge wants to slow Macintosh down by chopping away at his legs.
Macintosh attempts a counter takedown but Spooge avoids it well and moves away.
Spooge tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Macintosh is able to avoid easily.
Macintosh changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Macintosh feinted with a counter takedown.
A low kick from Spooge misses

and Macintosh counters with a nice double leg into side control. Spooge won't be happy with that.
Macintosh advances to mount.
Spooge is in a horrible position here. Macintosh smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Macintosh goes for an armbar but Spooge turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Spooge.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spooge wanted to stand there but Macintosh had control of the position.

Spooge stands up from Macintosh's guard - Spooge perhaps looking for a knockout.

And that's the end of the fight!
Loves To Spooge comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Spooge has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 27:30
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 27:30
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Loves To Spooge!
Loves To Spooge was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.