PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kuula Natsi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Magnus Cross (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Natsi
vs
Cross

190 cm
40
250 lbs
19 - 24 - 0

224 cm
24
287 lbs
24 - 12 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Basic striking
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kuula Natsi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Magnus Cross!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Natsi takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cross lands a glancing blow to the side of Natsi's head.
Cross stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

It looks like Kuula Natsi has been cut.

Natsi ducks straight into an uppercut from Cross and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - Natsi manages to regain guard straight away.

Natsi is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cross throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Natsi works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Natsi preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Cross missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Natsi is looking for a triangle but Cross pushes his legs off easily.
Cross wants to control from the top but Natsi keeps moving.
Cross really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Natsi. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Cross won't allow Natsi to sweep him here.

Natsi looking for subs off his back but Cross has passed one foot through into half guard.
Cross trying to mount his opponent but Natsi defends it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cross thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Natsi avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cross.
Natsi flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Cross slips a nice elbow through Natsi's hands, connecting with Natsi's forehead.
Cross not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Natsi might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Cross thows a huge punch but Natsi dodges it nicely.
Natsi taking some punishment here, with Cross in his half guard.

Kuula Natsi's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Natsi definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Natsi is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Cross connects with a nice short shot to Natsi's temple.
Oh Natsi is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Jeez, Kuula Natsi's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kuula Natsi's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Magnus Cross!
Magnus Cross took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.
The defeated Kuula Natsi had this to say: 'i want a rematch with that niggerloving nazi grandad. '.