PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matt Fistface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dominick The Destroyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Fistface
vs
The Destroyer

198 cm
38
235 lbs
17 - 20 - 0

190 cm
29
220 lbs
10 - 13 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Matt Fistface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Dominick The Destroyer !
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Ron Honeybunn and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fistface bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of The Destroyer 's head.

It looks like Dominick The Destroyer has been cut.
The Destroyer ducks under a wild hook from Fistface.
The Destroyer throws a series of punches but Fistface moves out of range.
Fistface throws a combination that misses
and The Destroyer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The Destroyer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fistface throws out the jab.
The Destroyer leaves Fistface with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
The Destroyer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Destroyer throws a lazy head kick
and Fistface counters with a nice uppercut.
Fistface goes for a small jab and connects. Now Fistface goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! The Destroyer stumbles back but Fistface runs in with a huge uppercut knocking The Destroyer to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if The Destroyer will ever be the same after a knockout like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Matt Fistface!
After winning the bout, Matt Fistface thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.