PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clyde Garrison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogan has chosen Real American as his entrance music. Hulk Hogan has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Garrison
vs
Hogan

206 cm
21
278 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

200 cm
24
277 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Clyde Garrison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hulk Hogan!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, John Roberts and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hogan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Hogan shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Hogan connects with a nice short shot to Garrison's temple.
Hogan has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Well, if Hogan is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Garrison knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hogan on the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garrison is trying to control but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan controlling the pace.
Hogan is looking to advance position but Garrison won't allow it.
Hogan slows the pace down in half guard.

Hogan is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Hogan wants to stand up but Garrison is controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Hogan is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Hogan not doing much here.
Hogan frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Hogan controlling the position easily from mount.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Hogan takes Garrison's back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogan controls the action.
Garrison can't escape the position.

Garrison won't enjoy being in this position. Hogan looking for the choke. Oh... he's slipped the arm under the neck - Garrison is tapping - it's over boys! Hogan picks up the submission victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Hulk Hogan!
Hulk Hogan thanked the fans post fight for their support.