PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Uppertaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirk NoItsHe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Uppertaker
vs
NoItsHe

193 cm
27
245 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

190 cm
23
255 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, The Uppertaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Dirk NoItsHe!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Ackerman and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uppertaker pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces NoItsHe back to the cage. Uppertaker follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

It looks like Dirk NoItsHe has been cut.
We've been hearing reports that Uppertaker has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
NoItsHe takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Uppertaker scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Uppertaker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Uppertaker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from NoItsHe.
NoItsHe is trying hard to land a takedown here. Uppertaker sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
NoItsHe wants to clinch up but Uppertaker keeps it at a distance.
Uppertaker displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Uppertaker drops NoItsHe with a right and a left! Uppertaker comes rushing in but NoItsHe regains his composure and manages to keep Uppertaker in guard.

NoItsHe is rocked!

NoItsHe has his foot on Uppertaker's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Uppertaker works his way back into a safe position though.
Uppertaker stands up over NoItsHe, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Uppertaker is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
NoItsHe has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Uppertaker postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uppertaker controls from within his opponent's guard.
Uppertaker wants to pass the guard but NoItsHe is keeping the position.
Uppertaker working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of NoItsHe's head.
Uppertaker won't allow NoItsHe to sweep him here.
Uppertaker has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Uppertaker sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed NoItsHe's guard.
NoItsHe looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Uppertaker stalling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Uppertaker takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
NoItsHe wants to control but Uppertaker is keeping busy.
NoItsHe wants to get back to full guard.
NoItsHe has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Uppertaker is working away from the top position though.
Uppertaker tries to pass the half guard into mount. NoItsHe knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Uppertaker lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uppertaker perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
NoItsHe trying to control but Uppertaker postures up.
Uppertaker working over NoItsHe with some ground and pound. NoItsHe looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
NoItsHe tries to roll over but Uppertaker keeps him under control.
Uppertaker working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Uppertaker takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Uppertaker prevents NoItsHe from improving his position.
Uppertaker drops an elbow to the side of NoItsHe's head.
Uppertaker performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Uppertaker takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
NoItsHe taking some punishment here, with Uppertaker in his half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
NoItsHe is trying to control but can't.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Uppertaker in particular looking to stall.
Uppertaker prevents NoItsHe from improving his position.
Uppertaker slips a nice elbow through NoItsHe's hands, connecting with NoItsHe's forehead.
Uppertaker perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
NoItsHe wants to control but Uppertaker is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Uppertaker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dirk NoItsHe's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

NoItsHe with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Uppertaker to score with a decent uppercut.
Uppertaker throws a right and a left that NoItsHe avoids nicely.
Uppertaker misses with a jab, cross combination.
NoItsHe fails with an attempt to clinch.
NoItsHe takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Uppertaker scores with a jab to the head.
NoItsHe tries to clinch but Uppertaker moves out of range.
It looked like Uppertaker was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
A punch combination from Uppertaker misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Uppertaker drops NoItsHe with a right and a left! Uppertaker comes rushing in but NoItsHe regains his composure and manages to keep Uppertaker in guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
NoItsHe being controlled here, momentarily.
Uppertaker won't allow NoItsHe to sweep him here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uppertaker is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Uppertaker stands up over NoItsHe, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Uppertaker lands a couple of elbows.
Uppertaker working some strikes from top position.
The Uppertaker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
NoItsHe trying to keep a closed guard but Uppertaker is proving a slippery customer.
Uppertaker postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Uppertaker working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of NoItsHe's head.
NoItsHe is still in real trouble! Can Uppertaker finish him?
NoItsHe wants to sweep here but Uppertaker controlling him for the moment.
NoItsHe seems to have recovered his senses.
NoItsHe not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Uppertaker working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of NoItsHe's head.
NoItsHe looking to control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
NoItsHe is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Uppertaker works over NoItsHe with some ground and pound from guard.
NoItsHe looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
NoItsHe is breathing heavily.
Uppertaker working some strikes from top position.
Uppertaker sitting in guard here, content to control.

NoItsHe working for a triangle but Uppertaker defends it easily.
Uppertaker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that NoItsHe can do to turn this around?
Uppertaker stands up over NoItsHe, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Uppertaker scoring with punches to the head and body.
Uppertaker works over NoItsHe with some ground and pound from guard.
Uppertaker postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uppertaker postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! NoItsHe covers up, he's hurt! Uppertaker keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Uppertaker and the ref steps in to end the fight! Uppertaker can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Uppertaker!
The Uppertaker thanked the fans post fight for their support.