PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Omari Akhmedov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Akhmedov comes to the ring accompanied by Jason Derulo - . SissyPants has chosen Scooters as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Akhmedov
vs
SissyPants

183 cm
21
219 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

194 cm
21
282 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Sun-Tzu
Mohito Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Omari Akhmedov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, FannyPack SissyPants!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Yuuki Gou and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SissyPants attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Akhmedov looks to land a left hand but SissyPants moved out of range nicely.
SissyPants swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Akhmedov counters with a straight right hand.
Akhmedov looks to land a right hand but SissyPants moved out of range.
SissyPants takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Akhmedov tries to close the distance and clinch up but SissyPants swats him away and circles back towards the center.
SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Akhmedov.
SissyPants looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
SissyPants lands a really nice looking cross but Akhmedov seems unphased.

Akhmedov has closed the distance and engaged SissyPants in a clinch.
SissyPants keeps control of Akhmedov as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
SissyPants looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Akhmedov blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Akhmedov wants to get back to striking at distance but SissyPants won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Akhmedov breaks from the clinch.
Akhmedov throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and SissyPants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Akhmedov avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
Akhmedov misses the shot to the body.
Akhmedov wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Akhmedov misses with a hook. SissyPants ducked under it nicely.
It seemed like SissyPants was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Akhmedov misses with a jab, cross combination.
SissyPants lands a nice hook to Akhmedov's body. Akhmedov takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Akhmedov has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Ground Zero in the buildup to the fight.
Akhmedov walks into a straight right hand from SissyPants.
Akhmedov throws a series of punches but SissyPants avoids them all with ease.
SissyPants moves into range and connects with a jab.
Akhmedov takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Akhmedov misses the shot to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from SissyPants! But no joy.
SissyPants throws a looping overhand right but Akhmedov ducks down to avoid it.
SissyPants scores with a body shot.
SissyPants misses with a double jab
enabling Akhmedov to counter with a crisp jab.
Akhmedov uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
SissyPants lands a nice looking body shot.
SissyPants scores with a jab. Akhmedov acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants staying out of range there.
Akhmedov tries to clinch up but SissyPants circles away and keeps his distance.
SissyPants is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Akhmedov lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Akhmedov jabs SissyPants right on the nose. SissyPants blinks but takes it well.
Akhmedov's hands are dropping dangerously low here and SissyPants connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Akhmedov scrambles back to his feet.
Akhmedov lands with a right hand.
Akhmedov throws a big shot that misses.

Akhmedov clinches.
SissyPants looking to slow down the pace here.
SissyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
Akhmedov can't break the clinch.
SissyPants misses with a hook from the clinch.
Akhmedov has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
SissyPants throws a punch but it's blocked by Akhmedov.
Akhmedov is trying to break the clinch but SissyPants is controlling him.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, SissyPants creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Akhmedov backwards.
SissyPants misses with a body punch.
SissyPants working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
SissyPants lands a nice uppercut.
Akhmedov tries to break the clinch but SissyPants is controlling the position.
SissyPants misses with a hook from the clinch.
Akhmedov wants to get back to striking at distance but SissyPants won't allow it.
Akhmedov misses with a hook from the clinch.
SissyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Akhmedov blocks an uppercut.
A short right from Akhmedov on the inside.
Akhmedov wants to break the clinch but can't.
Akhmedov working hard to break the clinch.
SissyPants keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Akhmedov's efforts to push away.
Akhmedov can't break the clinch.
SissyPants misses with a short punch on the inside.
Akhmedov wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
SissyPants leaning against his opponent.
Akhmedov has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by SissyPants.
SissyPants swings wildly with an uppercut but Akhmedov uses good head movement to avoid it.
SissyPants has Akhmedov pressed against the ropes, preventing Akhmedov from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
SissyPants misses with a short punch on the inside.
SissyPants swings away with an uppercut that misses.
SissyPants misses with a short punch on the inside.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Akhmedov looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A quick uppercut on the inside from SissyPants.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
SissyPants misses with some punches.
Akhmedov wants to get back to striking at distance but SissyPants won't allow it.
SissyPants lands a nice elbow.
SissyPants lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Akhmedov wants to break the clinch but can't.
SissyPants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
SissyPants prevents Akhmedov from breaking the clinch.
A short left from SissyPants.
Akhmedov blocks a punch to the side of the head.
SissyPants avoiding damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

FannyPack SissyPants dominated that round.
That's time! Akhmedov's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Akhmedov looks to land a right hand but SissyPants moved out of range.
Nice defenses there by Akhmedov.
Akhmedov's hands are dropping dangerously low here and SissyPants connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Akhmedov scrambles back to his feet.
Akhmedov dodges the punch combination from SissyPants.
Akhmedov is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Akhmedov swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
SissyPants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
SissyPants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Akhmedov swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Akhmedov lands a jab to SissyPants's midsection.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Akhmedov throws a nice looking combination but SissyPants bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
SissyPants misses the jab.
Nice straight punches there by SissyPants. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of SissyPants.
Akhmedov works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Akhmedov throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
SissyPants thuds his right hand into Akhmedov's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Akhmedov throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fighters circling - Akhmedov throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts SissyPants, as that shot connected.
SissyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice jab there from SissyPants.

SissyPants rushes Akhmedov and presses him up against the ropes.
SissyPants lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
FannyPack SissyPants seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, SissyPants creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
SissyPants scores with a shoulder strike.
Akhmedov misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A frustrated look appears on Akhmedov's face as he tries to break the clinch.

SissyPants drops Akhmedov onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Akhmedov is propped up by the ropes and works his way back to his feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

SissyPants drops Akhmedov onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Akhmedov is propped up by the ropes and works his way back to his feet!

Akhmedov is rocked!
SissyPants lands a big right hand that drops Akhmedov! The killer instinct kicks in and SissyPants finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by SissyPants!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants!
After the fight, FannyPack SissyPants was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.