PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zorba The Dancing Buddha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trent Quo Titan Kirbs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dancing Buddha's entrance music is Zorba Time. A fine choice. Kirbs has chosen Steve Miller Band - The Joker as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

The Dancing Buddha
vs
Quo Titan Kirbs

190 cm
25
212 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

186 cm
36
221 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zorba The Dancing Buddha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Trent Quo Titan Kirbs!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Richard Clark and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Dancing Buddha sizes up Kirbs with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The Dancing Buddha fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The Dancing Buddha connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The Dancing Buddha throws a front kick aimed at Kirbs's knee but Kirbs avoids it well.
Kirbs keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Dancing Buddha shoots in for a takedown but Kirbs shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Kirbs misses with a looping left.
The Dancing Buddha fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kirbs avoids it really well and circles away.
Kirbs tries to clinch but The Dancing Buddha moves out of range.
The Dancing Buddha was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Dancing Buddha.
The Dancing Buddha throws a leg kick but Kirbs moved away.
Kirbs throws a chopping leg kick but The Dancing Buddha manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The Dancing Buddha feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Kirbs takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kirbs tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kirbs misses with a straight left.
The Dancing Buddha is looking to slow Kirbs down with leg kicks.
Zorba The Dancing Buddha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dancing Buddha throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Kirbs's waist but Kirbs gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing The Dancing Buddha off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Zorba The Dancing Buddha. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Dancing Buddha tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kirbs is able to avoid easily.
Kirbs is looking to slow The Dancing Buddha down with leg kicks.
The Dancing Buddha throws a jab but it's blocked by Kirbs.
The Dancing Buddha needs to keep his hands up - Kirbs had a free shot at his head there.
The Dancing Buddha looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Kirbs is clearly trying to counter these attacks from The Dancing Buddha with a body shot.
Kirbs thumps The Dancing Buddha with a low kick.
The Dancing Buddha clobbers Kirbs with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The Dancing Buddha misses with a telegraphed body shot

and Kirbs counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Kirbs.
The Dancing Buddha tries to work over Kirbs's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Dancing Buddha throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The Dancing Buddha misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Dancing Buddha prevents a body shot from Kirbs.
Kirbs blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kirbs misses with a punch to the body.
The Dancing Buddha has a couple of punches blocked by Kirbs.
Still in the clinch, The Dancing Buddha scores with a nice short uppercut.
The Dancing Buddha softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Dancing Buddha avoids a wild elbow strike from Kirbs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Dancing Buddha.
A short right from The Dancing Buddha on the inside.
The Dancing Buddha blocks an uppercut.
Kirbs looking to stall.
The Dancing Buddha lands with a light punch inside.
The Dancing Buddha blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kirbs has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. The Dancing Buddha seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Kirbs can turn it around.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Dancing Buddha.
A short left from The Dancing Buddha.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kirbs.
Kirbs blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Kirbs has a couple of punches blocked by The Dancing Buddha.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, The Dancing Buddha scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kirbs dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
The Dancing Buddha gets through Kirbs's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The Dancing Buddha softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The Dancing Buddha lands an uppercut.
Kirbs lands a damaging elbow.
The Dancing Buddha tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kirbs lands with a light punch inside.
Kirbs looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The Dancing Buddha prevents a body shot from Kirbs.
The Dancing Buddha lands with a right to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from The Dancing Buddha.
The Dancing Buddha tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Dancing Buddha lands a body shot in the clinch.
The Dancing Buddha fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Dancing Buddha throws a punch but it's blocked by Kirbs.
The Dancing Buddha lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The Dancing Buddha blocks the elbow strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Dancing Buddha lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kirbs backwards.
Kirbs is trying to maintain a safe position but The Dancing Buddha gets an underhook and turns Kirbs into the cage.
Kirbs looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The Dancing Buddha lands with a left to the head.
The Dancing Buddha blocks an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, The Dancing Buddha scores with a nice short uppercut.
The Dancing Buddha goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Dancing Buddha scores with a shoulder strike.
The Dancing Buddha will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Kirbs up against the cage.
The Dancing Buddha swings wildly with an uppercut but Kirbs uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Dancing Buddha scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kirbs blocks a body shot from The Dancing Buddha.
Kirbs blocks an uppercut.
Kirbs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kirbs blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zorba The Dancing Buddha dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

The Dancing Buddha lands a nice hook to Kirbs's body. Kirbs takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kirbs has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kirbs there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kirbs connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kirbs tries to clinch but The Dancing Buddha is having none of it.
The Dancing Buddha lands a right hook to the body.
Kirbs tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The Dancing Buddha is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kirbs can do to turn this around?
Kirbs uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Dancing Buddha.
The Dancing Buddha avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Some bone on bone action there as Kirbs checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
The Dancing Buddha throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Dancing Buddha feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kirbs's calf.
A jab from The Dancing Buddha misses.
The Dancing Buddha thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kirbs misses with a straight right.
The Dancing Buddha tries a head kick but it misses.
Kirbs was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Dancing Buddha connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kirbs walks into a stiff left hand from The Dancing Buddha.
Zorba The Dancing Buddha is winning the standup battle so far.
The Dancing Buddha swings for the body but Kirbs moves out of range.
The Dancing Buddha jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A nice side step and Kirbs releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

Kirbs moves into the clinch.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
The Dancing Buddha blocks a body shot from Kirbs.
The Dancing Buddha lands a body punch in the clinch.
The Dancing Buddha lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The Dancing Buddha is working Kirbs over against the cage.
The Dancing Buddha lands with a left to the head.
Kirbs pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

The Dancing Buddha breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kirbs throws a leg kick but The Dancing Buddha moved away.
Kirbs tries to bum rush The Dancing Buddha with a series of wild strikes but The Dancing Buddha uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The Dancing Buddha lands a jab to Kirbs's midsection.
Kirbs tries to close the distance and clinch but The Dancing Buddha swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The Dancing Buddha is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Kirbs.
Kirbs throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Dancing Buddha fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kirbs takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kirbs staying out of range there.
The Dancing Buddha scores with a sloppy right hand. Kirbs should have avoided that one.
The Dancing Buddha fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kirbs.
Kirbs wants to clinch up but The Dancing Buddha keeps it at a distance.
Kirbs thumps The Dancing Buddha with a low kick.
The Dancing Buddha swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kirbs only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Kirbs throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Kirbs takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The Dancing Buddha tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kirbs is able to avoid easily.
Kirbs on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Dancing Buddha sizes up Kirbs with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Kirbs takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Kirbs takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Trent Quo Titan Kirbs is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dancing Buddha ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kirbs avoids the body shot from The Dancing Buddha.
Good standup being displayed there by The Dancing Buddha as he connects with a hook.
Kirbs gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The Dancing Buddha.

Kirbs is rocked!
The Dancing Buddha is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Kirbs flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Kirbs is out cold! The Dancing Buddha holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zorba The Dancing Buddha!
Zorba The Dancing Buddha made sure to mention his sponsor, HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps in his post fight interview.