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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Major Hardwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes to the cage accompanied by Deathly Quiet. Hardwood has chosen Ali Bomaye by The Game as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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222 lbs
28 - 17 - 0 |
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34
214 lbs
17 - 8 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 17 - 0, fighting out of New York, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Major Hardwood!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hardwood bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
PoopyPants gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
PoopyPants is looking to improve his position.
Hardwood wants to take a breather but PoopyPants is having none of it.
PoopyPants looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are battling for position here. PoopyPants manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Hardwood postures up in PoopyPants's guard and throws a big left but PoopyPants blocks it.
Hardwood won't allow PoopyPants to sweep him here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hardwood landing some decent shots from guard.
PoopyPants had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Hardwood defends it easily.
PoopyPants looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hardwood distracts PoopyPants with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Hardwood cracks PoopyPants with a solid left hand.
PoopyPants is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Hardwood postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Hardwood won't allow PoopyPants to sweep him here.
Hardwood keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of PoopyPants's head.
PoopyPants is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hardwood advances to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hardwood takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Hardwood is looking to take a break and control but PoopyPants is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hardwood lands a nice short elbow.
PoopyPants tries to get to full guard but Hardwood has control of the leg.
Hardwood has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
PoopyPants moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
PoopyPants had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Hardwood defends it easily.
Hardwood landing with the ground and pound.
PoopyPants keeping moving, preventing Hardwood from controlling successfully.
Hardwood stopping the sweep attempt from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Hardwood passes into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants is trying to get back to full guard.
PoopyPants looking for submissions off his back.
PoopyPants is pressing down on Hardwood's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
PoopyPants throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Hardwood escapes and throws PoopyPants's legs to the side, diving into side control!
PoopyPants manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Hardwood keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hardwood makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Hardwood.
Hardwood looking for a sweep. Not yet Hardwood, not yet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hardwood looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Hardwood looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
PoopyPants tries to free his leg and advance position but Hardwood is retaining full guard.
Hardwood is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hardwood can't keep his opponent in guard - PoopyPants advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
PoopyPants is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
PoopyPants is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hardwood defends it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Major Hardwood dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Hardwood looks to land a right hand but PoopyPants moved out of range.
Hardwood on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hardwood avoids the body shot from PoopyPants.
Hardwood throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
PoopyPants tries for a takedown but Hardwood sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
PoopyPants walks into a jab.
PoopyPants tries to move into range but Hardwood moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Hardwood has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
PoopyPants checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
PoopyPants lands with a nice body punch.
Left hook, right uppercut from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants is looking to clinch but Hardwood is avoiding it.
Hardwood looks to land a left hand but PoopyPants moved out of range nicely.
Hardwood avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hardwood swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
PoopyPants stuns Hardwood with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hardwood drops his hands momentarily and PoopyPants takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
PoopyPants ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
PoopyPants lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hardwood at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hardwood thows a left - swing and a miss!
The fighters circling - Hardwood throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hardwood misses the jab.
Hardwood doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
PoopyPants works Hardwood's body with a nice hook.
Hardwood jabs at PoopyPants's body.
Hardwood stuns PoopyPants with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hardwood throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
PoopyPants stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hardwood.
Hardwood swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A jab from PoopyPants misses.
The fighters circling - PoopyPants throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
PoopyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Hardwood is just out of range.
Hardwood moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
PoopyPants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
PoopyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hardwood blocks a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hardwood.
PoopyPants swinging wildly here.
PoopyPants lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
PoopyPants is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hardwood sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Hardwood throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Hardwood ducks down and throws a hook to the body but PoopyPants moves away.
PoopyPants is looking to counter punch.
Hardwood closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
PoopyPants gets back to full guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hardwood scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
PoopyPants looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hardwood is one step ahead there.
Hardwood landing some decent shots from guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hardwood lands a couple of digs.
PoopyPants working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Hardwood doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Hardwood manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Hardwood is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Major Hardwood has got the better of the ground game so far.
Hardwood controls from within his opponent's guard.
Hardwood postures up and lands a big shot to PoopyPants's brow.
Hardwood trying to control but PoopyPants is working from the bottom.
PoopyPants wants to sweep here but Hardwood controlling him for the moment.
Hardwood keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of PoopyPants's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hardwood is one step ahead there.
Hardwood wants to control from the top but PoopyPants keeps moving.
PoopyPants has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hardwood can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Hardwood content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
PoopyPants tries to land a sweep but no joy.
PoopyPants keeping moving, preventing Hardwood from controlling successfully.
Hardwood working some strikes from top position.
Hardwood lands a couple of elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Major Hardwood showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!
PoopyPants scores with a hook to the body. Hardwood takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Major Hardwood seems to be getting the better of the standup.
PoopyPants misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
PoopyPants takes a body punch but keeps moving.
PoopyPants fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Hardwood sprawls well initially but PoopyPants persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
PoopyPants tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hardwood knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Hardwood wants to improve his position but PoopyPants is controlling well.
Hardwood looking for submissions off his back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hardwood blocking the ground and pound attempt from PoopyPants.
Hardwood gets back to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hardwood looking to control.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Hardwood is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
PoopyPants working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
PoopyPants looking to pass the guard.
Hardwood had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. PoopyPants defends it easily.
Hardwood looking for a guillotine here but PoopyPants defends easily.
BitchFace PoopyPants has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
PoopyPants throws a big right hand that misses.
PoopyPants slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Hardwood wants to control but PoopyPants postures up.
Hardwood manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Hardwood is working for a submission of some sort.
PoopyPants gets back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
PoopyPants looking for a guillotine here but Hardwood defends easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
PoopyPants looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
PoopyPants working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Hardwood has passed into half guard!
Hardwood seems to be looking for submissions.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Hardwood slips a nice elbow through PoopyPants's hands, connecting with PoopyPants's forehead.
PoopyPants is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hardwood wants to take a breather but PoopyPants is having none of it.
Hardwood drops an elbow to the side of PoopyPants's head.
PoopyPants is not content to let Hardwood control the position.
Major Hardwood is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Hardwood is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Hardwood is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
PoopyPants is looking to improve his position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hardwood is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and PoopyPants defends it well.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Major Hardwood.
Well Hardwood has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Major Hardwood!
Major Hardwood made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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