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Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between John Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Augustus Belmont (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doe comes to the ring accompanied by Everyday Normal Guy - Jon Lajoie. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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161 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Doe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Augustus Belmont!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Patrick Alders and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Belmont moves into range and connects with a jab.
Doe thows a body kick. Belmont tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Belmont cracks Doe with a right hand to the side of the head.
Doe tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Belmont misses with a wild body shot.
Doe takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Doe lands a head kick. Belmont smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Doe has Belmont up against the ropes in a clinch.
Belmont blocking some punches.
Doe working aggressively here.
Doe's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doe misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Doe fails to land.
Doe misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Doe.
Doe tries to work over Belmont's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Belmont is trying to force a seperation but Doe has the dominant position.
Belmont misses with some punches.
Doe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Doe working aggressively here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Belmont lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Doe backwards.
Doe lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Doe lands a right hand that snaps the head of Belmont backwards.
Doe blocking some punches.
Doe lands with a light punch inside.
Doe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Doe throws a head punch that misses.
Doe misses with the head strike.
Belmont misses with a hook from the clinch.
I was talking to Doe's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A head punch on the inside from Doe fails to land.
Belmont blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Doe has a couple of punches blocked by Belmont.
Belmont working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Belmont.
A right hook to the body lands for Belmont.
Doe lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Belmont or not.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doe trying to control the position but instead, Belmont has worked for underhooks and has pushed Doe into the ropes.
Belmont misses with some punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belmont blocking some punches.
Belmont manages to break the clinch.
Doe has taken the fight to the clinch.
Belmont is working Doe over against the ropes.
Doe lands with a right to the head.
A short right from Doe on the inside.
Belmont is trying to break the clinch but Doe is controlling him.
Belmont struggles to land a body shot inside as Doe controls his hands.
Belmont tries to work over Doe's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Belmont tries to work over Doe's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Belmont throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Doe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A right handed body shot lands from Doe.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Belmont.
A shot in the inside from Doe.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doe lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Belmont lands a hook to the side of the head.
Doe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Belmont's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Belmont throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doe sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A little feinted left hand from Doe on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that John Doe will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Belmont swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Belmont blocks a leg kick.
Belmont swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Doe takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Belmont circles away from the clinch attempt
and Belmont counters with a good low kick that Doe was not able to check.
Doe misses with an uppercut. Belmont saw that one coming.
Belmont cracks Doe with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Doe throws a head kick that misses.
Belmont dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Belmont scoring well with a low kick there.
Belmont ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doe moves away.
As Belmont looks to move away, Doe throws a big counter combo but Belmont just gets out of the way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Belmont misses with a hook
and Doe counters with a straight right hand.
A nice inside leg kick there by Doe. That's going to slow Belmont down.
Doe misses with a two punch combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A bone on bone clash there as Belmont blocks the leg kick.
Belmont takes a swing at Doe's ribcage but misses.
Doe moves in looking to clinch but Belmont pushes him off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe throws a head kick that Belmont semi-blocks.
Belmont missing with a left hand there. Doe was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That kick from Doe tenderised Belmont's leg. Belmont is trying to keep his angry face on.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Belmont, as that shot connected.
Doe thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Belmont if he has to take too many more of those.
Doe fails with an attempt to clinch.
Doe throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Belmont on the side of the head.
Doe throws a leg kick but Belmont sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Doe tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A nice side step and Belmont releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Belmont throws a body shot but no joy.
Belmont just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromDoe.
Belmont looks for the body kick but Doe saw that one coming.
Augustus Belmont seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Doe misses with a head kick.
Belmont bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A punch combination from Doe misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Belmont swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Doe.
Doe pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belmont fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Doe blocks a jab.
Doe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Belmont throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Belmont takes one to the side of the head.
Doe takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Doe buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice body punch from Doe.
Doe fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Belmont shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Belmont lands a right hook to the body.
Belmont lands with a good body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Belmont scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Belmont connects with a crisp jab.
The fight stays on the outside here - Doe looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Augustus Belmont will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Belmont avoids a kick to the body.
A jab from Doe misses.
Doe throws a lazy body kick
and Belmont counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A clash of legs there as Belmont blocks the low kick.
Doe throws a series of punches but Belmont moves out of range.
Belmont getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Belmont throws a body shot but no joy.
Doe tries to clinch but Belmont moves away
and Belmont counters with a straight right hand.
Doe looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Belmont is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Doe rather than just go for the knockout.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Belmont.
Belmont throws a solid leg kick but Doe takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Belmont.
Doe ducks right into an uppercut from Belmont.
Belmont lets loose with a powerful body kick. Doe will feel that in the morning.
Belmont swings for the body but Doe moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doe tries a head kick but it misses.
A low kick from Doe misses
enabling Belmont to counter with a crisp jab.
Doe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Belmont.
Doe tries to clinch up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Belmont is looking to land body kicks.
Belmont lands with a straight right. Doe didn't see that one coming.
Doe keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Belmont.
Doe on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Doe lands with a kick to the ribs.
Belmont throws a lazy right hand but Doe sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Belmont tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doe was well out of range. Poor timing from Belmont.
Belmont takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Doe lands with a thumping leg kick.
Doe looks to land a body kick but Belmont moved away.
Doe closes the distance and clinches.
Doe misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Doe fails to land.
Belmont swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Doe.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doe misses with a short punch on the inside.
John Doe has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Doe.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe keeps control of Belmont as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Doe is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Belmont is keeping busy.
Doe misses with a hook from the clinch.
Belmont blocks an uppercut.
Belmont blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Belmont tries to throw a body punch but Doe avoids it by throwing Belmont back against the ropes.
Belmont tries to throw a body punch but Doe avoids it by throwing Belmont back against the ropes.
Belmont tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doe's elbow.
Belmont tries a body shot but Doe blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Doe fails to land.
Doe lands a right hand that snaps the head of Belmont backwards.
Doe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Belmont.
Doe lands a right hand.
Doe misses with the head strike.
Doe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Belmont has a couple of punches blocked by Doe.
Belmont struggles to land a body shot inside as Doe controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but John Doe did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's time! Back to the action!
Belmont avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
John Doe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Belmont blocks a head kick by Doe.
Doe avoids a kick to the body.
Nice shot lands for Belmont.
Belmont lands a head kick. Doe smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A jab lands there for Doe.
Belmont throws a quick inside leg kick.
Doe fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Belmont is out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Doe.
Doe lands with a cross.
A telegraphed right hand from Belmont misses the target.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Doe. Belmont shrugs it off though.
Doe connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doe feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Belmonts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Doe moves into the clinch.
Doe works on Belmont's body with a couple of short punches.
Doe lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Belmont pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Belmont connects with a body shot.
Doe fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Doe throws a right hand that Belmont ducks under and follows up with a left that Belmont also avoids with ease.
Belmont uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Doe.
Doe looks to clinch
and Doe takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Belmont lands a jab to Doe's midsection.
Belmont punishes Doe's body with a nice straight punch.
Belmont wants to slow Doe down by chopping away at his legs.
Doe tries to clinch but Belmont is having none of it.
Doe takes one on the button.
Belmont cracks the inside of Doe's front leg.
A good leg kick by Belmont.
Doe is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doe turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Doe attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Belmont takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Doe takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Belmont.
Nice jab there from Belmont.
Belmont bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Doe takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Belmont fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doe manages to avoid it.
Doe throws a quick counter kick to the body but Belmont avoids it.
Doe tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Belmont paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Doe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Doe slips under a jab from Belmont.
Belmont with a hook.
Belmont listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Belmont swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doe throws the kick towards the body but Belmont avoids it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doe tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Belmont is able to avoid easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Belmont. Doe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Belmont with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Belmont avoids the head kick by Doe.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Augustus Belmont will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Doe's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!
Belmont avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Belmont appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Belmont misses with a body shot.
Doe lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Doe throws a head kick but Belmont moves out of range.
A lazy body kick from Doe
and Doe takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Doe looks for the body kick but Belmont saw that one coming.
Belmont on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Belmont looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Belmont throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Doe connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Doe looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Belmont let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Doe stuns Belmont with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Doe takes one to the side of the head.
Doe doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Belmont scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Doe doesn't seem bothered though.
Doe fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Belmont checks it well.
Doe turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Doe takes a swing at Belmont's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe moves in looking to clinch but Belmont pushes him off.
Doe explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A head kick from Belmont lands but Doe takes it in his stride.
Doe tries to clinch but Belmont is having none of it.
A combination from Doe does no damage.
Doe wants to clinch up but Belmont keeps it at a distance.
Belmont cracks the inside of Doe's front leg.
Doe feints and then cracks Belmont's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Belmont down.
Belmont lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Belmont bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Doe staying out of range there.
Doe ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Belmont misses with an uppercut. Doe saw that one coming.
Belmont fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doe manages to avoid it.
Doe looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Doe takes one to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Belmont throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belmont punishes Doe's body with a nice straight punch.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Belmont connects with a body shot.
Belmont misses with a hook.
Belmont scores with a shot to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Doe.
Belmont misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Belmont feints and then cracks Doe's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Doe down.
Doe thows a body kick. Belmont tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Good exchange - Doe coming out on top.
Doe cracks Belmont with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doe thows a leg kick but Belmont checks it
and Belmont connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Doe drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Doe lands with a thumping leg kick.
Belmont lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Augustus Belmont.
I think Belmont has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 47:48
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 47:48
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 47:48
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Augustus Belmont!
Augustus Belmont decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated John Doe had this to say: '[sings] I'm just a regular everyday normal guy, there's nothing special about me mother fucker! I'm just a regular everyday normal guy, when I go to clubs I wait in line mother fucker! I'm just a regular everyday normal guy, my sexual performances are average...mother fucker!'.
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