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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between iwanna box (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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199 lbs
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222 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, iwanna box!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Frank Dennis and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
box throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Zoidberg wants to clinch.
Zoidberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch but box swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but box swats him away and circles back towards the center.
box cracks Zoidberg with a big right hand and Zoidberg goes down!
Zoidberg is rocked!
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
box wanted to stand there but Zoidberg had control of the position.
Zoidberg is still in real trouble! Can box finish him?
box stands up from Zoidberg's guard - box perhaps looking for a knockout.
Zoidberg seems to have recovered his senses.
Zoidberg wants to clinch up but box keeps it at a distance.
box throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
box keeps the fight on the outside.
box takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Zoidberg rushes box and presses him up against the cage.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
box takes an elbow to the temple.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped box in his tracks for a moment.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
It looks like iwanna box has been cut.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but box is blocking nicely.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards box's brow.
box avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
box blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg looks gassed!
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
box can't break the clinch.
box managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
box avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. box lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but box blocks it with crossed arms.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from box.
box is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
box on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but box avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg throws an elbow that misses.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
box wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
box is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but box has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
box tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
box gets through Zoidberg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Zoidberg controlling the action here for a moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
box blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
box can't break the clinch.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
box tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
box has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
box wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
box lands an uppercut.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. box lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg prevents box from breaking the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from box.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
box is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
box can't break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
box is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from box.
box is trying to break free.
box can't break the clinch.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to box's face.
box blocks an elbow strike.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg keeps control of box as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
box wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from box.
box is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through box's defenses.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but box blocks it.
box has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
iwanna box dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
box keeps the fight on the outside.
box swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Zoidberg doesn't manage to clinch there - box circles away.
box rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Zoidberg moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A swing and a miss from box.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but box is having none of it.
box swats away the attempt to clinch by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch but box swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but box is having none of it.
box tries to keep at a distance but Zoidberg has taken the fight into the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
box is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. box lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped box in his tracks for a moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
box misses with the head strike.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into box's ribcage.
box is trying to break free.
box takes an elbow to the forehead.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but box is blocking nicely.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through box's defenses.
box on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
box is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Zoidberg takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Zoidberg is looking to control box's arms but box gets an underhook and turns him. Now Zoidberg has his back to the cage.
box on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into box's ribcage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
box can't break the clinch.
box takes an elbow to the forehead.
box is trying to break free.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through box's defenses.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
box tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. box lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
box on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zoidberg has box pushed against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but box blocks with his arms.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to box's face.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above box 's eye.
box lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg looking to stall.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to box's face.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
box blocks an elbow strike.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but box blocks it with crossed arms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Zoidberg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
box throws a right and a left that Zoidberg avoids nicely.
box keeps the fight on the outside.
box throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zoidberg bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts box, as that shot connected.
Nice defenses there by Zoidberg.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
box throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.
iwanna box is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Zoidberg gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg leaning his opponent against the cage.
box takes an elbow to the temple.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
box takes an elbow to the forehead.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
box takes a knee right on the jaw!
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
box tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped box in his tracks for a moment.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to box's face.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
box wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through box's defenses.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to box's face.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but box blocks it with crossed arms.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
box scores with a shoulder strike.
Zoidberg content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
box on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
box is trying to break free.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to box's face.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
box wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that box shrugs off.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
box takes a knee right on the jaw!
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
box is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
box takes a knee right on the jaw!
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into box's ribcage.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. box lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
box lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped box in his tracks for a moment.
And that's the end of the fight!
John Zoidberg comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Zoidberg has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!
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