PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lazaro Wheeler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Happy Clownface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Happy Clownface has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Wheeler
vs
Clownface

153 cm
25
279 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

185 cm
22
225 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Prefers standup

Victory! Sports Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lazaro Wheeler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Happy Clownface!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Colin Fray and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clownface throws a nice looking combination but Wheeler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Clownface throws a nice looking combination but Wheeler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wheeler tries to counter with a takedown but Clownface is quick to defend against it.

Wheeler pushes Clownface up against the cage in a clinch.
Wheeler controlling the action here for a moment.
Wheeler works on Clownface's body with a couple of short punches.
Wheeler throws a knee to the head but misses.

Wheeler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clownface fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

It looks like Lazaro Wheeler has been cut.

Clownface drops Wheeler with a left right combo! Clownface follows him down to the ground into side control.

Wheeler is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A big shot lands for Clownface! That's hurt Wheeler! Will he recover? Clownface fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Happy Clownface!