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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gustav Slayer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slayer is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Beamer, Benz, or Bentley. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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198 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
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Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gustav Slayer!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rottencrotch moves in looking to clinch but Slayer pushes him off.
Rottencrotch throws a lazy right hand but Slayer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slayer closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Rottencrotch to the mat! Rottencrotch manages to get full guard.
Rottencrotch is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Slayer misses with a punch to the body.
Slayer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slayer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slayer.
Stalling in the clinch from Slayer.
Rottencrotch lands a body shot.
Rottencrotch lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slayer backwards.
Rottencrotch throws a head punch that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rottencrotch is pressed up against the cage. Slayer has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Rottencrotch down to the mat. Rottencrotch avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
A slow jab from Rottencrotch misses its intended target.
Rottencrotch is looking to land body kicks.
Slayer feints the counter takedown.
Slayer has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Rottencrotch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slayer takes a swing at Rottencrotch's ribcage but misses.
A lazy body kick from Rottencrotch
and Slayer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slayer throws out a loose jab but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Slayer just misses with a punch to the body.
Slayer lands a nice looking body shot.
Slayer throws a hook but Rottencrotch avoids it easily.
Slayer misses with a right hand
and Rottencrotch moves into the clinch.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Slayer fails to land.
Rottencrotch throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rottencrotch lands a hook that snaps the head of Slayer backwards.
Slayer tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rottencrotch scores with a shot to the side of Slayer's head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Good body shot from Rottencrotch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch tries a body shot but Slayer blocks it.
Rottencrotch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slayer throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch throws a head punch that misses.
Slayer misses with a body punch.
Slayer blocking some punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slayer swings wildly with an uppercut but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rottencrotch misses with the head strike.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slayer.
A short body shot lands from Rottencrotch as the two fighters clinch.
Slayer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rottencrotch lands with a short shot to the head.
Slayer tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Slayer back against the cage.
Slayer lands a shoulder strike.
Slayer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slayer.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch on the inside.
Slayer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slayer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slayer tries a body shot but Rottencrotch blocks it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rottencrotch creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slayer gets through Rottencrotch's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short left from Slayer.
Slayer is looking to control Rottencrotch's arms but Rottencrotch gets an underhook and turns him. Now Slayer has his back to the cage.
Slayer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slayer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rottencrotch tries to work over Slayer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slayer blocks a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Slayer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Rottencrotch or not.
Rottencrotch lands a right hand.
Slayer lands a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rottencrotch lands a nice shot to the body.
Rottencrotch has a couple of punches blocked by Slayer.
A short right from Slayer on the inside.
Slayer has picked Rottencrotch up - he's going for a ride! Slayer dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Slayer seems to be looking for submissions.
Slayer is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Rottencrotch defends it well.
Rottencrotch is trying to get back to full guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Rottencrotch's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Slayer looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Mary Jane Rottencrotch will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Slayer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Slayer throws a big shot that misses.
Slayer closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Slayer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Rottencrotch keeps working.
Who's going to make the next move?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch manages to work his way to half guard, despite Slayer's best efforts.
Rottencrotch is in trouble now - Slayer has advanced to mount!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slayer looking to control but Rottencrotch is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Rottencrotch tries to hold on but Slayer pushes him away.
Rottencrotch regains half guard.
Slayer tries to pass to full mount but Rottencrotch defends it.
Slayer is still trying to improve position.
Rottencrotch is in trouble now - Slayer has advanced to mount!
Slayer wants to take his opponent's back but Rottencrotch doesn't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slayer controlling the position easily from mount.
Slayer pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Rottencrotch is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Rottencrotch is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
Rottencrotch is trying desperately to improve position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slayer can't control as he wanted to and Rottencrotch manages to get the fight back to his half guard.
Rottencrotch manages to get to full guard.
Slayer trying to control the position from guard on top but Rottencrotch is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Rottencrotch controlling Slayer's posture.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Rottencrotch tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Rottencrotch is trying to keep Slayer in close.
Slayer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rottencrotch is keeping the position for now.
Rottencrotch keeping moving, preventing Slayer from controlling successfully.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Rottencrotch lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Slayer looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Gustav Slayer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A left lands for Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Slayer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Gustav Slayer will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Slayer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rottencrotch.
A decent looking cross lands there for Slayer.
Rottencrotch ducks under a wild hook from Slayer.
Rottencrotch misses with a body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Rottencrotch. Those never looked like landing.
Slayer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slayer misses with a hook. Rottencrotch ducked under it nicely.
Rottencrotch throws an off balance right hand
and Slayer counters with a left to the body.
Slayer is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Rottencrotch, right into the meat.
Rottencrotch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slayer.
Slayer throws a poor cross that misses
and Rottencrotch counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch misses with an uppercut.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the side of Slayer's head but Slayer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slayer swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Rottencrotch slips under a jab.
Slayer takes one to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slayer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slayer works the jab nicely.
Nice defenses there by Rottencrotch.
Slayer throws a lazy uppercut
and Rottencrotch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rottencrotch avoids the body shot from Slayer.
Slayer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slayer misses with a looping left.
Rottencrotch uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slayer.
Slayer misses the jab.
Slayer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rottencrotch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slayer throws a jab but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch moves out of range as Slayer strikes.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the standup battle so far.
Slayer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Slayer takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Slayer.
Rottencrotch swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch is looking to clinch.
Rottencrotch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slayer misses with a straight left.
Rottencrotch looks to land a combination but Slayer avoids it well.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slayer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Slayer looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Slayer scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
You can see the frustration on Rottencrotch's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Rottencrotch is trying to improve his position.
A lull in the action here.
Slayer looking to control but instead Rottencrotch has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Gustav Slayer has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Slayer's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Slayer's back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slayer turns into Rottencrotch and is now in his guard.
Slayer wants to control from the top but Rottencrotch keeps moving.
Slayer stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Rottencrotch swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Slayer trying to move into half guard but instead Rottencrotch has managed to sweep!
Slayer looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Slayer looking to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Slayer is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Slayer is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slayer is pulling down on Rottencrotch's head to control his posture.
Slayer being controlled here, momentarily.
Rottencrotch wants to pass the guard but Slayer is keeping the position.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Gustav Slayer.
I think Slayer has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight as a draw!
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight for Gustav Slayer!
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight for Gustav Slayer!
Gustav Slayer wins by majority decision!
During a confident post fight interview, Gustav Slayer thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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