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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uruk Owraa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Uruk Owraa enters the cage!
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184 lbs
27 - 20 - 3 |
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178 cm
27
183 lbs
15 - 15 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 20 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Uruk Owraa!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Owraa shoots in for a takedown but Anderson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Anderson lands a jab.
Owraa throws a hook but Anderson blocks it.
A left and a right from Anderson both land. Nice combination.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Owraa has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Owraa throws a right hand that misses
and Anderson counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab from Owraa misses.
Anderson scores with a nice right hand.
Owraa misses with a hook
and Anderson counters with a takedown into side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anderson looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Owraa on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Owraa is looking for a sweep.
Owraa is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Anderson's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Owraa looking for submissions off his back.
Owraa is staying active underneath Anderson, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson winds up and cracks Owraa with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
It looks like Uruk Owraa has been cut.
Anderson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Owraa looking for submissions off his back.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Anderson lands a nice short elbow.
Owraa regains full guard. Nicely done.
Owraa has his foot on Anderson's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Anderson works his way back into a safe position though.
Anderson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Anderson cracks Owraa with a solid left hand.
Anderson scoring with punches to the head and body.
Anderson's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Anderson works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Owraa has hold of Anderson's hands but Anderson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Owraa on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Owraa is rocked!
That has opened up Uruk Owraa's cut even more.
Owraa taking some punishment here, with Anderson in his half guard.
Owraa is still in real trouble! Can Anderson finish him?
Owraa taking some punishment here, with Anderson in his half guard.
Anderson lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Owraa quite badly. Owraa pulls Anderson in close trying to recover. Anderson postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Owraa on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Owraa doesn't seem to be complaining too much.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Anderson!
A very excited looking Turd Anderson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Uruk Owraa had this to say: 'I did not get to drink the blood of my opponent but I promise Il be back to take his soul.'.
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
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