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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kirk Laputa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jer Bear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Laputa kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Suicidal Tendencies - You Can't Bring Me Down. The crowd seem to be enjoying Bear's choice of entrance music: Good Times. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jer Bear was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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264 lbs
27 - 11 - 0 |
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200 cm
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275 lbs
11 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kirk Laputa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jer Bear!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Yves DeLean and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bear misses with a head kick.
Laputa wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Bear slips a jab and a cross from Laputa.
Bear closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Laputa is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Laputa lands with a nice body punch.
Bear tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Good leg kick by Laputa there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bear takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A big right from Laputa misses.
Bear misses with a few strikes there.
Laputa blocks a low kick nicely.
Bear throws a series of punches but Laputa avoids them all with ease.
Bear misses with the combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bear takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bear throws a good cross that connects.
Laputa throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bear misses with a low kick.
Laputa digs a good body shot into Bear's ribs.
Laputa slips a straight right by Bear.
Laputa throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bear counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Laputa thumps Bear with a low kick.
Bear checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bear looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Bear needs to keep his hands up - Laputa had a free shot at his head there.
A punch combination from Bear misses.
Bear swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Laputa misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bear throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bear tries to move into range but Laputa moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bear ducks under a wild hook from Laputa.
Bear rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Laputa moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Bear.
Bear misses with a series of wild punches.
Laputa seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Laputa lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
It looks like Jer Bear has been cut.
Laputa jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bear is trying to counter with his kicks.
Laputa throws a series of strikes that have Bear backpedaling.
A big right from Laputa misses.
Bear throws a counter combo.
Bear throws a lazy right hand but Laputa sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Laputa throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Laputa swings for the body but Bear moves out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Bear there.
Sloppy strikes from Bear. Those never looked like landing.
Laputa is looking to slow Bear down with leg kicks.
Laputa swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Laputa connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bear lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bear doesn't manage to clinch there - Laputa circles away.
Laputa looks to land a right hand but Bear moved out of range.
Laputa throws a low kick but Bear avoids it.
Bear follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Bear throws a sloppy head kick and Laputa moves out of range easily.
Bear pushes Laputa up against the cage in a clinch.
Bear tries to break the clinch but Laputa is controlling the position.
Bear escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bear avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bear tries to clinch but Laputa is having none of it.
A head kick misses from Bear.
Bear lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bear moves out of range of the leg kick from Laputa.
Bear is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Laputa throws a head kick that misses.
Bear throws a series of strikes that have Laputa backpedaling.
Laputa just misses with a punch to the body.
Bear tries to close the distance and clinch but Laputa swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laputa throws a jab when Bear was well out of range.
Bear gets tackled into the cage by Laputa. Laputa maintains the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Laputa is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bear is defending well for now.
Bear has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Laputa regains guard immediately.
Bear missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bear missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Laputa pulls Bear in close to prevent any damage.
Bear makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Laputa has control of Bear's left arm, preventing Bear from doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Jer Bear will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jer Bear's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Bear uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Laputa.
Laputa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bear manages to avoid it.
Bear defending well as Laputa loads up on a big left hand.
Laputa ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Laputa throws a leg kick which misses Bear's front leg but catches the back leg as Bear tries to avoid it.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Laputa lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bear wants a takedown.
Laputa tries to land knees in the clinch but Bear avoids the damage to the body.
Laputa lands a damaging elbow.
That has opened up Jer Bear's cut even more.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bear is trying to push Laputa away but Laputa has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Bear escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Laputa tries to score with a low kick but Bear moves his leg out of the way.
Bear clinches up against the cage.
A short right from Laputa on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laputa works on Bear's body with a couple of short punches.
Laputa tries a knee to the head but Bear blocks it.
Laputa creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bear's defenses.
Laputa misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bear.
Laputa blocks an elbow strike.
Laputa looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bear is trying to drag Laputa to the mat but Laputa just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Bear drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Laputa gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Kirk Laputa has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jer Bear.
Laputa missing with knees to the body.
Bear pulls Laputa into guard.
Laputa is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laputa's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Laputa stands and throws Bear's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Bear struggling a bit here.
Bear sneaks back into half guard.
Laputa prevents Bear from improving his position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laputa prevents Bear from improving his position.
Laputa perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Bear wants to improve his position but Laputa is controlling well.
Bear looking for a kimura from the bottom but Laputa passes into side control!
Laputa takes a little break here. Bear wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bear tries to bench press Laputa off him but Laputa keeps the position.
Bear seems a little lost for a moment, as Laputa dominates the positioning.
Bear tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Laputa remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Bear is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kirk Laputa dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jer Bear's cut.
That's time! Laputa's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Laputa lands with a good body shot.
Bear waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Laputa.
Laputa takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jab by Laputa.
Laputa just misses with a punch to the body.
Bear throws a nice looking combination but Laputa bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Laputa gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Laputa is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Bear blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Laputa lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Laputa is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Bear managing to block the knees to the body from Laputa.
Laputa is pressed up against the cage. Bear has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Laputa down to the mat. Laputa avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Bear takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bear uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Laputa.
Bear gets tackled into the cage by Laputa. Laputa maintains the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
With the fighters up against the cage, Laputa throws an elbow but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bear dodges an elbow strike from Laputa.
Laputa creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bear's defenses.
Laputa lands an elbow that stopped Bear in his tracks for a moment.
The cut above Jer Bear's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Bear wants to break free but Laputa has control.
Laputa lands a hook that snaps the head of Bear backwards.
Jer Bear's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Laputa landing knees to the body.
Laputa comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jer Bear's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kirk Laputa!
Kirk Laputa made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I have a second chance, and I'm not going to blow the opportunity.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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