PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Brandon Stith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyrone The Crack Head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Crack Head has chosen Mr. Flamboyant as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Stith
vs
The Crack Head

179 cm
20
140 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

150 cm
19
140 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brandon Stith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tyrone The Crack Head!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stith lands a body shot.

The Crack Head closes the distance and clinches.
The Crack Head working Stith over with knees to the body.
Stith is trying to maintain a safe position but The Crack Head gets an underhook and turns Stith into the cage.
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to Stith's face.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The Crack Head obliges.
Stith is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Stith has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Stith is defending well for now.
The Crack Head prevents Stith from breaking the clinch.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Stith blocks it.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head is pushing Stith up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The Crack Head obliges.
The Crack Head keeps control of Stith as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Stith is looking to control The Crack Head's arms but The Crack Head gets an underhook and turns him. Now Stith has his back to the cage.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body.
Stith really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stith looking to stall.
The Crack Head creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Stith's defenses.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head.
The Crack Head landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The Crack Head blocks an uppercut.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head.
The Crack Head has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Stith seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if The Crack Head can turn it around.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Stith lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The Crack Head just leaning against Stith, taking a breather.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stith wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Stith won't want to take too many of those.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stith blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Stith wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Stith lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to Stith's face.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
Stith is trying to push The Crack Head away but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head has Stith pushed against the cage.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head has Stith pressed against the cage.
Stith tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stith takes a knee to the side of the body.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Stith has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Stalling in the clinch from The Crack Head.
A knee to the head by The Crack Head.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head is struggling to control the position.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head prevents Stith from breaking the clinch.
Stith working hard to break the clinch.
The Crack Head comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The Crack Head landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Crack Head trying to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head avoiding damage.
Stith is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Stith missing with knees to the body.
A bit of stalling here from The Crack Head.
Stith swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head displaying some good clinch control by pressing Stith up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

The Crack Head closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head stalling against the cage.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Stith avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Stith lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Stith has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Stith taking a breather.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The Crack Head obliges.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Stith won't want to take too many of those.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Stith is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head effectively controlling the action here.
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
Stith takes a knee right on the jaw!
Stith is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
The Crack Head lands an elbow inside.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Stith blocks it with crossed arms.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as The Crack Head takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Stith wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Stith blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head connects with a nasty looking knee right to Stith's face.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stith is stalling here.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Stith tries to break free but The Crack Head pushes him back against the cage.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Stith is defending well for now.
Stith takes an elbow to the temple.
Stith tries to break free but The Crack Head pushes him back against the cage.
Stith tries to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
Stith is trying to break free.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Stith has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
Stith wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Stith has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Stith trying to control the position but instead, The Crack Head has worked for underhooks and has pushed Stith into the cage.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Stith is blocking nicely.
Stith wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The Crack Head obliges.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Stith won't want to take too many of those.
Stith letting The Crack Head take a breather here.
The Crack Head displaying some good clinch control by pressing Stith up against the cage.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Stith won't want to take too many of those.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Crack Head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

The Crack Head feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Stith's calf.
The Crack Head pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stith throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A punch combination from Stith misses.
The Crack Head throws a counter combo.
The Crack Head pulls out of a head kick attempt.

The Crack Head instigates a clinch.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Stith is trying to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling him.
The Crack Head landing knees to the head.
The Crack Head has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Stith on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Stith blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Stith is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The Crack Head avoiding damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Stith blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Stith throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Stith avoids it.
The Crack Head avoiding damage.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Stith blocks it with crossed arms.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Stith avoids it.
Stith takes a knee right on the jaw!
The Crack Head takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Stith wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A knee to the head by The Crack Head.
Stith is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but The Crack Head is keeping busy.
The Crack Head lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Stith or not.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Stith lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Crack Head is pushing Stith up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but Stith blocks with his arms.
The Crack Head has Stith pushed against the cage.
The Crack Head throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Stith blocks it with crossed arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stith blocks the elbow strike.
Stith is trying to break free.
The Crack Head unloads a knee to the mid-section. Stith lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The Crack Head comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The Crack Head lands a nice elbow.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Stith is rocked!
The Crack Head is pushing Stith up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Oh Stith is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stith working hard to break the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from The Crack Head.
Stith seems to have got his legs back now.
The Crack Head pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Stith's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Stith blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Crack Head stalling.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stith wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body.
The Crack Head misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Stith.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
Stith tries to stall but The Crack Head uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Tyrone The Crack Head is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
Stith tries to land knees in the clinch but The Crack Head avoids the damage to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The referee calls for The Crack Head to work.
Stith is trying to push The Crack Head away but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Stith is trying to maintain a safe position but The Crack Head gets an underhook and turns Stith into the cage.
Brandon Stith has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Crack Head just leaning against Stith, taking a breather.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tyrone The Crack Head comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got The Crack Head winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 24:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 24:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 24:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyrone The Crack Head!
Post fight, Tyrone The Crack Head stared into the camera and said 'F the UFC!!'.