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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brian Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Squiggy Squirrelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones comes to the cage accompanied by Take my hand. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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Powerful takedowns
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brian Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Squiggy Squirrelly!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Daniel Bishop and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones throws a head kick that misses
and Squirrelly counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Squirrelly scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jones fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Squirrelly to the ground. Jones is now in Squirrelly's guard.
Squirrelly wants to stand up but Jones is controlling him.
Squirrelly uses the cage to get back to his feet.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jones.
Jones with a lazy takedown attempt
and Squirrelly cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Squirrelly punishes Jones's body with a nice straight punch.
Jones walks into a left hand.
Jones shoots in but no luck this time.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Jones has been working on his balance at MMA Gods Elite Gym (13 Elites), so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Squirrelly.
Jones fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Squirrelly is out of range.
Jones blocks a leg kick.
Squirrelly lands a nice looking body shot.
Squirrelly buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Squirrelly.
Squiggy Squirrelly is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jones avoids the body shot from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly stuns Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jones fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brian Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Squirrelly scores with a nice strike.
Squirrelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Squirrelly checks a leg kick nicely.
Squirrelly connects with a looping right hand.
Jones dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Squirrelly. That did some damage!
Squirrelly moves into range and connects with a jab.
Good leg kick by Squirrelly there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Squirrelly scores with the left hand. Jones knows he should have avoided that one.
Squirrelly with a nice cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Squirrelly's calf.
Squirrelly checks the leg kick.
Jones walks into a left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Squirrelly.
Jones feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Squirrelly takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Squirrelly misses with a looping right.
And Jones counters with a quick kick to the body but Squirrelly blocks it.
Jones moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Squirrelly misses with a shot to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Squirrelly scores with a nice right hand.
Jones tries to land a body kick
and Squirrelly counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jones looks to land a body kick but Squirrelly moved away.
Squirrelly is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jones had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Jones takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jones scores with a takedown into Squirrelly's guard.
Squirrelly keeping moving, preventing Jones from controlling successfully.
Jones trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Squirrelly has his hands on Jones's head, controlling the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones prevents Squirrelly from getting back to his feet.
Jones trying to control but Squirrelly is working from the bottom.
Jones looking to sit in guard and control but Squirrelly gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Jones has his foot on Squirrelly's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Squirrelly works his way back into a safe position though.
Squirrelly stands up from Jones's guard - Squirrelly perhaps looking for a knockout.
Squirrelly lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Squirrelly.
Squirrelly scores with a nice strike.
A low kick from Jones is predictable there
and Squirrelly counters with a right hand to the body.
Squirrelly looks to land a left hand but Jones moved out of range nicely.
Squirrelly misses with a wild body shot.
Squirrelly bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jones's head backwards.
Jones throws the kick towards the body but Squirrelly avoids it.
Squirrelly looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Squirrelly looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones pushes Squirrelly away with a front kick.
Squirrelly misses with a leg kick
and Jones counters with a body kick that stops Squirrelly in his tracks momentarily.
Squirrelly thumps Jones with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Squirrelly throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Jones connects with a leg kick. Squirrelly looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Squirrelly is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
Jones darts in looking for a takedown but Squirrelly gets double underhooks and turns Jones into the cage.
Squirrelly now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Squirrelly connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jones momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Squiggy Squirrelly dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Squirrelly ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Squirrelly will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
As Squirrelly backs away, Jones returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Squirrelly has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Jones closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Squirrelly's guard.
Jones looking to pass the guard.
Brian Jones overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Squirrelly has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Jones is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Squirrelly.
Jones wants a takedown.
Squirrelly tries to work over Jones's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squirrelly is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Squirrelly breaks from the clinch.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Squirrelly throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
A leg kick checked by Jones.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jones lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Squirrelly has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Squirrelly and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Squirrelly has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Squirrelly scores with a hook to the body. Jones takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jones fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
Squirrelly tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jones is able to avoid easily.
Jones avoids the head kick by Squirrelly.
Squirrelly scores with a sloppy right hand. Jones should have avoided that one.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Jones throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jones throws a head kick but Squirrelly moves out of range.
Squirrelly lands a glancing blow to the side of Jones's head.
Squirrelly keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Squiggy Squirrelly seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A left lands for Squirrelly.
Squirrelly's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Squirrelly cracks Jones with a good jab.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Jones avoids the body shot from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Jones uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Squirrelly.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly checks a low kick from Jones.
A nice side step and Squirrelly releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Squiggy Squirrelly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed right hand from Squirrelly misses the target.
Jones keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jones checks a leg kick.
Squirrelly wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Squirrelly throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jones sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jones misses with a kick to the body.
Squirrelly misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
Jones lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A leg kick checked by Squirrelly.
Squirrelly lands with a shot to the body.
Squirrelly tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Squirrelly.
Jones slips under a jab from Squirrelly.
Jones throws a leg kick that is checked
and Squirrelly counters with a straight right hand.
Squirrelly lands a nice looking body shot.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Squirrelly fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jones manages to avoid it.
Jones appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones scores with a kick to the body.
Squirrelly lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jones at a distance.
Squirrelly blocks the body kick.
Jones avoids the body shot from Squirrelly.
Jones throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
That kick from Jones tenderised Squirrelly's leg. Squirrelly is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jones attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Squirrelly with a hook.
Jones shoots in but Squirrelly avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Squirrelly misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brian Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Squirrelly looks to land a left hand but Jones moved out of range nicely.
Squirrelly lands with a hook. Jones tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Jones. Squirrelly shrugs it off though.
Jones connects with a leg kick. Squirrelly looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Nice body kick there by Jones.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Squirrelly finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Squirrelly throws a leg kick that misses.
Jones shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Squirrelly but Squirrelly pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly lands a jab to the head.
Squirrelly checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Squirrelly thuds his right hand into Jones's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jones throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jones shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Squirrelly as he jumps to the side.
Squirrelly has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Jones.
Squirrelly scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jones doesn't seem bothered though.
Squirrelly lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Squirrelly scores with a jab. Jones acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Squirrelly lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jones lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Squirrelly takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Squirrelly.
Squirrelly waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jones.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Squiggy Squirrelly showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Squirrelly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Squirrelly avoids a kick to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jones.
Squirrelly stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Squirrelly wants it to stay on the feet.
Jones on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Squirrelly misses with a body punch
and Jones counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Squirrelly is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Squirrelly uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Squirrelly looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Squirrelly swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A head kick misses from Jones.
Squirrelly tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Squirrelly.
A jab lands there for Squirrelly.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squirrelly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jones checks a leg kick.
Squirrelly connects with a single shot there.
Jones takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Squirrelly misses with a wild body shot.
Jones drops down looking for a counter takedown but Squirrelly sprawls and moves away.
Jones shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Jones.
Jones takes one to the side of the head.
Jones motions for Squirrelly to come forward. Jones throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Squirrelly stuns Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
It seemed like Squirrelly was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Squirrelly misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
Squirrelly fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jones checks it well.
Squirrelly fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jones manages to avoid it.
Squirrelly throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jones counters with a body kick.
Squirrelly has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jones.
Squirrelly swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Jones counters with a nice kick to the body.
Jones looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brian Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Squirrelly finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Squirrelly doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A looping hook to the body misses from Squirrelly. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Squirrelly thuds a left hand into Jones's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Squirrelly throws a leg kick but Jones moved away.
Squirrelly just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromJones.
Squirrelly lands with a hook. Jones tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Squirrelly swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Jab from Squirrelly.
Brian Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Squirrelly fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jones manages to avoid it.
Squirrelly throws a body shot but no joy.
Squirrelly leaves Jones with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jones misses with a takedown attempt
and Squirrelly counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jones drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Squirrelly works Jones's body with a nice hook.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Squirrelly.
Jones tries to counter with a takedown but Squirrelly is quick to defend against it.
Jones chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Squirrelly just misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jones moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Squirrelly works Jones's body with a nice hook.
Squirrelly digs a good body shot into Jones's ribs.
Squirrelly thows a leg kick but Jones checks it
and Jones counters with a thumping low kick.
Jab, jab by Squirrelly - just one landing.
Squirrelly just misses with a punch to the body.
Squirrelly misses the shot to the body.
Squirrelly scores with a shot to the body.
Squiggy Squirrelly is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jones throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Squirrelly.
Squirrelly scores with a hook.
Jones has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Squirrelly finds it's way round the side to connect with Jones's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Squirrelly checks a leg kick nicely.
Squirrelly keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jones blocks a head kick by Squirrelly.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Squirrelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Squirrelly throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jones.
It appears Jones was looking to counter with a kick there.
Squirrelly lands with a right hand.
Squirrelly moves out of range of the body kick.
Jones tried to score with a low kick but Squirrelly checks it.
Squirrelly scores with a jab to the head.
Squirrelly pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones checks the leg kick.
Squirrelly connects with a crisp jab.
Squirrelly lands a jab to Jones's midsection.
Jones looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Squirrelly lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Squirrelly connects with a body shot that sends Jones's belly button to the back.
And that's the end of the fight!
Squiggy Squirrelly comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Squirrelly has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Squiggy Squirrelly!
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