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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Julius Cesar Snellman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Anderson is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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174 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
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37
184 lbs
28 - 20 - 3 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Julius Cesar Snellman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 20 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snellman gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Snellman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Snellman moves into the clinch.
Anderson has picked Snellman up - he's going for a ride! Anderson dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Anderson blocks the strikes from Snellman.
Anderson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Snellman trying to control from the bottom.
Anderson is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Snellman missing with punches from the bottom.
Anderson is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Snellman is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Anderson scores with a couple of nice shots.
Anderson tries to pass to full mount but Snellman defends it.
Snellman wants to control but Anderson is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Snellman wants to improve his position but Anderson is controlling well.
Anderson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snellman wants to improve his position but Anderson is controlling well.
Snellman has hold of Anderson's hands but Anderson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Snellman is trying to control but can't.
Anderson is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Snellman tries to get to full guard but Anderson has control of the leg.
Snellman might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Snellman is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at RNC Sport Club, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Snellman makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Snellman.
Anderson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Anderson postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Anderson works over Snellman with some ground and pound from guard.
Snellman working a defensive guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snellman keeping full guard, as Anderson tries to pass.
Anderson wants to control from the top but Snellman keeps moving.
Snellman trying to keep a closed guard but Anderson is proving a slippery customer.
Anderson connects with a couple of short punches.
Anderson won't allow Snellman to sweep him here.
Snellman doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Anderson's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Snellman tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Anderson forces his way into half guard.
Anderson passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Snellman!
Snellman is squirming around, avoiding Anderson's attempts to control the action.
Snellman working to try and regain half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson punishing his opponent with strikes.
Anderson prevents Snellman from getting the reversal.
Anderson landing strikes, looking to finish!
Snellman is in all sorts of trouble here.
Snellman takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Snellman throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Anderson landing strikes from the mount and Snellman is in trouble!
Snellman takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Anderson is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Snellman is surviving well by controlling Anderson's body position as best he can.
Snellman is wriggling around trying to escape.
Anderson connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anderson working for a submission but Snellman is keeping him at bay.
Snellman working to try and regain half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Snellman keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Anderson is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Anderson raining down hammerfists from mount.
Snellman wants to hold on but Anderson pushes him away.
Anderson dominating with strikes here.
Anderson lands a nice shot to the head.
Snellman is rocked!
A big strike lands for Anderson! That's really hurt Snellman and he's turned his back - Anderson keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Anderson jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Anderson!
Turd Anderson decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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