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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Attila Skif (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Army kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Vagina Coastguard. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Attila Skif was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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219 lbs
14 - 6 - 0 |
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190 cm
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215 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Attila Skif!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skif misses with an uppercut. Army saw that one coming.
Skif has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Army is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Army scores with a decent looking hook.
Army is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Skif.
Army misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Skif counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Army sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Army seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Army checks a leg kick.
Skif throws a sloppy head kick and Army moves out of range easily.
Skif takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Army throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Army tries to clinch up.
Army moves away from the strike by Skif.
Skif lands the left hand.
It looks like Dick Army has been cut.
Army ducks right into an uppercut from Skif.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Army takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A big left from Skif misses.
Army throws a low kick but Skif avoids it.
Skif finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Skif throws a front kick aimed at Army's knee but Army avoids it well.
Army avoids the head kick by Skif.
Skif misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Skif misses with an uppercut.
A nice combination there by Army.
Skif lands with a right hand.
Skif thows a body kick. Army tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Skif throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Army counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dick Army seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Skif misses with a straight left.
Army misses with a right hand
and Skif counters with a leg kick.
Army swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Army punishes Skif's body with a nice straight punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Skif blocks a head kick by Army.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Army.
Skif misses with a body shot.
Skif misses with a lunging right hand
and Army counters with a three punch combo that has Skif backing up. Skif nods at Army to acknowledge the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skif misses with a shot to the body
and Army counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Army cracks the inside of Skif's front leg.
Army forces Skif back against the cage and clinches.
Skif lands a nice uppercut.
Army throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Skif.
Skif breaks the clinch.
Army throws a hook but Skif avoids it easily.
Army lands a jab to Skif's midsection.
Skif misses with a combination
and Army counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Army, as that shot connected.
A looping hook to the body misses from Army. Skif does a little dance to reset his feet.
Army throws a leg kick that is checked
and Skif counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Army throws a nice inside leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Army.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Army ducks under a wild hook from Skif.
Army throws a chopping leg kick but Skif manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Army digs a good hook to Skif's body.
A slow jab from Skif misses its intended target.
Army avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Army throws a half hearted mid kick.
Skif lands with a good body shot.
Army fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Army gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Skif tries to throw a body punch but Army avoids it by throwing Skif back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Skif fails to land.
Army misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Skif tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Army's elbow.
Skif dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Skif can't find room to land a body shot as Army controls the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skif dodges an elbow strike from Army.
Army lands with a short head shot on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Skif misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Skif.
Army misses with some punches.
Army has Skif pressed against the cage, preventing Skif from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Army working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Skif is pushing Army up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Army working aggressively here.
Skif has a couple of punches blocked by Army.
Skif takes an elbow to the forehead.
Army tries to throw a body punch but Skif avoids it by throwing Army back against the cage.
Army lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Skif wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Army looking to stall.
Army just leaning against Skif, taking a breather.
Army can't find room to land a body shot as Skif controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Army dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dick Army's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Army throws a head kick that misses.
Skif scores with a body shot.
Skif blocks the body kick.
Army takes a jab right on the kisser.
An inside leg kick from Army misses.
Army staying out of range there.
Army throws a body kick that misses.
Skif is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Army with a body shot.
Army misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Skif looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Army throws a hook to the side of Skif's head but Skif sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That kick from Skif tenderised Army's leg. Army is trying to keep his angry face on.
Army throws a leg kick but Skif moved away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Army scores with a leg kick.
Army is looking to wear down Skif with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Army throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Skif.
Army appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Army throws the left hand but Skif avoids the punch easily.
Army lands a nice shot that snaps Skif's head back.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Army looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Army lands a really nice looking cross but Skif seems unphased.
Skif throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Army cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Skif throws a sloppy head kick and Army moves out of range easily.
Skif misses with a looping left.
Army turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dick Army is winning the standup battle so far.
Good leg kick by Skif there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Skif pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Skif throws a quick inside leg kick.
Army tries to close the distance and clinch but Skif swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Skif gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Army.
Army avoids the head kick by Skif.
Army jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Army misses with a low kick.
Army tries a head kick but it misses.
Army looks to throw a body kick
and Skif counters with a right hand to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Army throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Skif throws a low kick but Army avoids it.
Army tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Skif uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Army.
Skif blocks a head kick by Army.
Army is looking to chop away at Skif's legs.
Army scoring well with a low kick there.
Army throws a leg kick
and Skif counters with a good, hard body kick but Army shrugs it off.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Skif connects with a single shot there.
Skif lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Army takes a swing at Skif's ribcage but misses.
Skif swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Skif scores with a head kick.
Army with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Skif to score with a decent uppercut.
Army jabbing away but nothing is landing.
An inside leg kick from Skif misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skif lands a big head kick that sends Army tumbling to the mat! Skif takes a step backwards and waves Army back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Army is rocked!
Skif scores with a push kick.
Oh Army is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Army is aggressively charging in as Skif backs up avoiding any damage. Skif tosses out a jab and Army runs right into it face first! Army is out cold! Skif dropped down on all fours and is barking in Army's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Attila Skif!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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