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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimroy Hoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil comes to the cage accompanied by Full Retard. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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193 lbs
27 - 16 - 0 |
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190 cm
27
190 lbs
13 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kimroy Hoo!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Josh West and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hoo looks to land a body kick but Pencil moved away.
Hoo dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pencil. That did some damage!
Pencil throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hoo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pencil.
Hoo fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pencil has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Steel Rocket gym in the buildup to the fight.
Hoo throws a lazy uppercut
letting Pencil counter with a right hand.
Hoo with a hook.
Pencil misses with the combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pencil misses with the body kick
and Hoo counters with a left to the body.
Hoo misses with a straight left.
Pencil lands a two punch combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hoo scores with a head kick. Pencil tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoo throws an overhand right that lands on Pencil's shoulder, as Pencil tries to avoid the shot.
Pencil appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hoo throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hoo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pencil.
Pencil darts in and clinches Hoo up against the cage.
Hoo lands a right hand.
Pencil managing to block the knees to the body from Hoo.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pencil.
Pencil scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hoo swings wildly with an uppercut but Pencil uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hoo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pencil backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hoo.
Hoo is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Pencil managing to block the knees to the body from Hoo.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, Hoo throws an elbow but misses.
Hoo lands with a left to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head punch on the inside from Pencil fails to land.
Hoo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hoo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pencil swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A shot in the inside from Pencil.
Hoo misses with the head strike.
Hoo trying to land knees to the body.
Hoo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hoo blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pencil.
Pencil working aggressively here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Hoo fails to land.
Pencil misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pencil lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Pencil blocks an elbow strike.
Hoo misses with some punches.
Pencil throws a head punch that misses.
Pencil misses with the head strike.
Pencil blocks a body shot from Hoo.
Pencil takes an elbow to the temple.
It looks like Wooden Pencil has been cut.
Hoo lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pencil backwards.
Pencil throws an elbow but it misses.
Hoo lands a damaging elbow.
Hoo lands with a right to the head.
Hoo throws a punch but it's blocked by Pencil.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Hoo.
Pencil misses with a knee to the head.
Hoo lands a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hoo tries to land knees in the clinch but Pencil avoids the damage to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Hoo just misses with a elbow thrown towards Pencil's brow.
Pencil misses with an elbow strike.
Hoo misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pencil tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pencil tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hoo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hoo misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pencil blocks an uppercut.
Hoo softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Pencil breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kimroy Hoo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Wooden Pencil's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Hoo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Hoo - that will leave a mark!
Hoo lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pencil at a distance.
Hoo throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hoo cracks Pencil with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hoo. Pencil shrugs it off though.
Hoo lands a jab to the head.
A jab from Pencil misses.
Pencil on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pencil avoids the head kick by Hoo.
Pencil has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Hoo finds it's way round the side to connect with Pencil's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pencil throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hoo avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil staying out of range there.
As Hoo looks to move away, Pencil throws a big counter combo but Hoo just gets out of the way.
Hoo misses with the body kick
and Pencil counters with a stiff right hand.
Hoo has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pencil.
Hoo scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hoo moves out of range as Pencil strikes.
Pencil looks to land a right hand but Hoo moved out of range.
Hoo lands with a good body shot.
Pencil lands with a nice body kick.
Pencil throws the kick towards the body but Hoo avoids it.
Pencil uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hoo has time to react.
Hoo throws a head kick that half lands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoo throws a body kick that misses.
Pencil swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Hoo fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pencil checks it well.
Hoo connects with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hoo sizes up Pencil with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Pencil is rocked!
Pencil looks to land a combination but Hoo avoids it well.
Oh Pencil is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pencil blocks a low kick nicely.
Pencil slips a jab from Hoo.
Pencil tries to counter with a takedown but Hoo is quick to defend against it.
Pencil seems to have got his legs back now.
A telegraphed right hand from Hoo misses the target.
A low kick from Hoo misses
and Pencil counters with a three punch combo that has Hoo backing up. Hoo nods at Pencil to acknowledge the strikes.
Hoo tests Pencil's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hoo lands a leg kick that knocks Pencil off balance momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hoo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pencil tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Hoo manages to circle out of the way.
Hoo is looking to slow Pencil down with leg kicks.
Hoo misses with a kick to the body
and Pencil counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pencil takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Hoo wants to clinch but Pencil slips to the side
and Pencil counters with a nice leg kick.
Hoo drops Pencil with a beautiful combination! Pencil stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Hoo is looking for the KO!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hoo connects with an inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Hoo.
Hoo closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Pencil! Hoo dives in looking to finish! Pencil is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kimroy Hoo!
Kimroy Hoo made sure to mention his sponsor, Dead Orbit in his post fight interview.
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
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