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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pietr Oblamenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Derp Wyatt has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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280 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
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196 cm
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243 lbs
7 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pietr Oblamenko!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Chris Edwards and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oblamenko tries to clinch but Wyatt moves out of range.
Oblamenko uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wyatt.
The fight stays on the outside here - Oblamenko looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Oblamenko lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Wyatt backs up against the cage.
It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
Oblamenko moves into the clinch successfully.
Wyatt is trying to force a seperation but Oblamenko has the dominant position.
Oblamenko throws a head punch that misses.
Wyatt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wyatt swinging wildly here.
Wyatt circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Wyatt to counter with a crisp jab.
Oblamenko has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Oblamenko fails with an attempt to clinch.
Oblamenko wants to clinch.
Wyatt looks to land a combination but Oblamenko avoids it well.
Wyatt digs a good body shot into Oblamenko's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oblamenko doesn't manage to clinch there - Wyatt circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oblamenko is looking to clinch but Wyatt is avoiding it.
Wyatt takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Wyatt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Oblamenko closes the distance and pushes Wyatt back into the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wyatt.
Wyatt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wyatt blocks the elbow strike.
Oblamenko letting Wyatt take a breather here.
Oblamenko comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wyatt scores with a shot to the side of Oblamenko's head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Oblamenko.
Wyatt misses with some punches.
Wyatt manages to break the clinch.
Wyatt lands a right hook to the body.
Oblamenko moves into range and clinches up with Wyatt.
Oblamenko lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Wyatt.
Oblamenko lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Wyatt is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oblamenko makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wyatt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Wyatt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Oblamenko throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wyatts head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Oblamenko.
Oblamenko blocks an uppercut.
Oblamenko blocking some punches.
Wyatt can't break the clinch.
Wyatt has a couple of punches blocked by Oblamenko.
Wyatt swings wildly with an uppercut but Oblamenko uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oblamenko struggles to land a body shot inside as Wyatt controls his hands.
A knee to the head by Oblamenko.
Wyatt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Oblamenko lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wyatt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Oblamenko lands a shoulder strike.
Wyatt struggles to land a body shot inside as Oblamenko controls his hands.
Oblamenko takes a shot to the head.
Oblamenko prevents a body shot from Wyatt.
Oblamenko misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wyatt takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wyatt has a couple of punches blocked by Oblamenko.
Wyatt blocking some punches.
Wyatt blocks an uppercut.
Oblamenko misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oblamenko working aggressively here.
Wyatt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Oblamenko throws a punch but it's blocked by Wyatt.
Wyatt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wyatt misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Oblamenko.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wyatt.
Oblamenko comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Oblamenko throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Wyatt is leaning against Oblamenko and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Oblamenko swings wildly with an uppercut but Wyatt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oblamenko swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wyatt pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Oblamenko closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Oblamenko wants to clinch but Wyatt slips to the side
and Wyatt counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Wyatt throws a right and a left that Oblamenko avoids nicely.
Wyatt throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oblamenko throws a head kick that misses.
Oblamenko tries for a takedown but Wyatt sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Wyatt lands a head shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oblamenko shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Wyatt as he avoids it easily.
Oblamenko is looking to clinch.
Wyatt scores with a nice head shot.
Oblamenko throws a head kick that misses
and Wyatt counters with a stiff right hand.
Wyatt circles away from the clinch attempt.
Oblamenko moves in looking to clinch but Wyatt pushes him off.
Wyatt scores with a jab.
Wyatt displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Oblamenko.
Derp Wyatt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pietr Oblamenko.
Wyatt bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Oblamenko's head.
Pietr Oblamenko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wyatt cracks a nice hook into Oblamenko's ribs.
Wyatt with a hook.
Wyatt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wyatt takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wyatt lands a nice shot to the body.
Wyatt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Oblamenkos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
It looks like Pietr Oblamenko has been cut.
Oblamenko fails in his attempt to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Derp Wyatt dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Wyatt lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Oblamenko falls backwards - clearly groggy! Wyatt dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Derp Wyatt!
A victorious Derp Wyatt thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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